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Reviews for "The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!"

Awesome

Your lyrics are strange (take no offense!) but the way you sing and layer them is great.

Good job on another great song :D

astroninja responds:

There was once an old man in China who died because the panda wouldn't eat the carrot. And the carrot fought back, piercing his eyes and turning them bloodshot. That is the birth of Dracula! :D

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Apparently...

... People are missing the point of this song. One mention of him is enough to clarify, but to truly understand you should read their summary of the situation. It is primarily about Chuck Norris, 50, 000 mentions of his name shouldn't be required.

Great song, keep up the good work!

astroninja responds:

Yes yes! We were afraid that mentioning him TWICE would result in people dying from aural sex or multi orgasms that would be quite scary we didn't want that! And the song is about CHUCK NORRIS, but what he represents, not how awesome he is, though he IS uber awesome, he's beyond awesome. he's like. The universe.

THANKS FOR THE SCORE! you are rockin' ninja!
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ZOMG ITS CHUCK NORRIS

:D Chuck Norris, that is all.

I love songs like this!

Kick ass guitar riffs, a fast drum beat, and hilarious lyrics! You guys rock!

astroninja responds:

THANK YOU
the CHUCK NORRIS man is the ultimate man in the world
all the fish in the sea look up at him and admire him as he flies past
faster than superman even!!

KUDOS FOR THE SCORE!

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Hope to hear from ya soon, love love from the ninjas!

OMG!

This is the BEST NG song I've heard so far! It kinda reminds me MSI because of the quirkiness! Awesome Song, and Very Creative! 15/10 Stars!