whoa!!!!!!
I think that the aura you give out it good!!!!!!
And what your doing to me is art!!!!!!
Yes I said it folks, ART!!!!!!!
Now the meaning of art can vary
But the main one is EXPRESSING your feelings!!!!!!
I beleive that you did that very well and well done and keep
GOING!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE ART!!!!!
kinky ninja? more like 'obsessively gravely obese goth girl who has never seen sunlight and buys useless goth shit to be cool'
Here's some advice, you have to be funny first to be sarcastic. You're just too fat/stupid to be funny. My suggestion would be to drink some bleach for quick weight loss. Who knows, it can't make matters worse at least.
Your dead dad would be ashamed.
God My eyes!!!!
How the Hell did this make it past review???? The only reason i gave it a 10 in violence is because I'm in the middle of trying to remove my own eyeballs from my head!
can I have sex with the holes left in your head? It'd give me great pleasure to insert my jizz into your frontal lobe so my 100billion little cumpoles can fertilize your 100billion neurons thus making your intelligence slightly over that of a retarded dyslexic bush baby on drinking binge. It'd turn your grey matter into 'white' matter but of a different kind.
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this is gay
this sucks monkey tits you suck ..!..
SWANCHITA HAZE : Thanks Ted. So, who is Jes North? In 1986, Jes North was convicted for multiple acts. We believe his story is too upsetting to transmit. We only do so now with that proviso.
WITNESS 1 : I drew pictures of him and they were......disgusting.
WITNESS 2 : His handwriting was definitely too big.
WITNESS 3 : I remember once he got his bum out.
(Footage of man leaving a school. Rubs a potato while watching a group
of children and there is a simulated ejaculation. Stops the car by a
young boy whose clothes flash on and off. Dives from car and lunges in
Matrix style freeze-frame)
VOICEOVER : Like so many of his kind, North was required to leave school, after passing exams and took a job delivering potatoes. The perfect cover for a serial robe intruder. By night he trawled these hellblocks for innocent vulnerables. I recently met one of North's victims. She was in fact so upset she would only talk through her sister disguised as a plastic troll.
SISTER : (with spiky blue hair) She still can't really speak about it
VOICEOVER : We asked Kelly to demonstrate North's .... perversions. Someone who agrees to rub their breasts on television is clearly inexcusably disturbed. But incredibly it took police another 8 years to bring North to justice.
CHRIS MORRIS : At this house on the 26th of March 1986 North was arrested. He received 4 life sentences to be served...Austin Tasseltine?
AUSTIN TASSELTINE : Sequentially
CHRIS MORRIS : Thanks Austin. But even in prison North's rastapaedic impulse found new outlets.
VOICEOVER : He was allowed to write articles for a magazine edited by a man who, at that time, had a 9 year old nephew with a nice pink arse and no hair on his balls. The orgy of slywinking usery was only brought to an end by a stairwell noncebashing which left North braindead and quadraspazzed on a life-glug.
CHRIS MORRIS : Jes North is released tomorrow. Can we be sure that pervert mechanics haven't built him one of these. Of course we can't, which is why your children could very soon be splatted by a roboplegic wrong-cock. Now what are the facts about paedophiles?
Lardon Iridesko reports :
(Shows documents with company header "No Offenc" - "National
Organisation for Fighting and Eliminating Neighbourhood Crime")
LARDON IRIDESKO : This is No Offenc, the countries leading authority on paedophiles. Using Britain's best loved heads..........
PHIL COLLINS (singer): And I'm talking Nonce-sense
LARDON IRIDESKO : .........to broadcast paedophile facts..........
DR FOX (radio presenter) : (points to dead crab) This is a crab. This has sex with kids.
LARDON IRIDESKO : .........to those most in danger.
ANDY McNAB (ex SAS, author) : (in shadows)Let's just get one thing straight. The British Army has never launched an offensive against a 6 year old child.
GERALD HOWETH (MP) : Gerald Howeth here for No Offenc incorporating No Offence, No Offence, No Offence and No Fanks.
THE FACTS
LORD COE OF RANMORE : Paedophiles are very good at disguising themselves. These are two photographs of the same paedophile, before and after. And it works too. This man is still at large in the United States. He is believed to have a low status job inside the music industry.
GERALD HOWETH (MP) : How brazen and shameless is the modern paedophile? Well take a look at this card here. What sort of sick individual puts things like this up in a telephone box? What sort of thing was going through his mind?
DR FOX (radio presenter) : Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real "evidence" for it but it is scientific fact.
PAEDOPHILE METHODS
GARY LINEKER (presenter) : Children today often have mobile phones but so too do paedophiles using text message slang. And because they're on edge they dial wrong numbers so watch out for these.
F-Day, gone forever!?
Ok, I've just stumbled on this thing and now I'm involved...
What the hell happened to the Original F-Day Flash on Newgrounds?
Funny story. Basically, Illwill said some stuff so I took the original file down then found out he was bullshitting much later on. By that point I had lost the original file (which wasn't made by me anyway, I submitted it on behalf of someone else) so I slapped something else on and renamed this to porn to piss people off.
sexy pants, yes?
I have three words for you, "Make", "More" and "FLASH". I love your work, and the fact that others hate it. Please dear Darth Vader (god was overused anyway) make more stuff! Don't limit yourself to illwill go after people like Xgenstudios, or the like. NOTE : I hate xgen's ability to have promised a game by 2004, it's officially 2007. . . no game? HAHAHAHA loser. So I would love to see Skye put on a flame pedastle, help a brother out =D
Oh and the tricky movie is great.
. . . MAKE MORE STUFF!
PEACE
I have made more flash, but it keeps getting flagged. Once it get flagged noone ever checks it unless you're a well-known author, it just goes in a big old pile of flagged flash until Wade deletes the pile. Thats happened to me 2 or 3 times. Some other bits are in a collaboration or two, but I can't remember which or where. Another piece was blamed as it was actually just insanely loud audio of abuse.
It's harder to get 'offensive' stuff in these days. I find it ironic that a movie parodying foamy will get flagged, but movies about the death of celebrities and even rape, are encouraged and rarely flagged. Its not the system, its just how retarded NG users are.
Anyhow thanks man! I'll try and get the old stuff back on here somehow.