YOU CRUEL HEARTLESS BASTARD!
YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT STUCK TO A LLAMA'S ASS! YOU ATE ESKIMO BOB! YOU WILL DIE! YES, YOUR OWN STICK FIGURES WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF YOU!!! IF YOU PLAYED TEQ I WOULD ANNIHILATE YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY INTO OBLIVION! THAT WAS REDUNDANT, I KNOW, BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FRIED CYCLOPS!
Oh, by the way, who in the fuck is Eskimo Bob? that one stick figure wannabe guy in blue? Good job in killing him, too. Just don't use rainbow colors again, or I will have to seriously doubt your sexuality.
~Eli