Let's Destroy these Pathetic Games!!!
Damn it! The controls were horrible since you can't slide to the right or left. There was no challenge to the game at all and no chance to do any finishing moves after you win. All of these things lead up to the fact that I, along with most other people, will never willfully waste a second playing this piece of crap over again! This game doesn't deserve to be on NewGrounds. The decent graphics are what saved this cheap miserable game from going STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!
The next time you go to bed, just stay in it for the rest of your pathetic life. Don't even bother getting up ever again. Eat in bed. Fuck in bed. Even Pee in Bed. Do whatever you have to. Just don't come one inch closer to the outside world. You will become much more useful to us that way. Especially to this site ;(