Dear God in Heaven, what have you done?
This is perhaps the WORST game I have ever had the misfortune of subjecting myself to, especially on Newgrounds. Obviously the work of a couple of twelve-year olds who just decided, "Hey! Flash is neat! Let me make crap with it! OI!"
If I had my way, the person or people responsible for this travesty would be flogged in the street, dragged into an S&M bar, flogged again, dragged back out into the street, shot, and then flogged once more for good measure.
I hate you, whoever you are. I hate you...