Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.22 / 5.00 14,419 ViewsJust like all those other Avengers cartoon parody things.
Worst part about this flash cinema?
The whole thing.
Contains more rapid fire jokes than legally allowed by law, poor humor, shoulder pads, and at least one walking willy in a hat.
Probably not safe for work, dummy.
Because of penises.
Special Thanks to Shawn Tanner for tiny sexy lines of action coding inserted under my fingernails like bamboo splinters.
Reviews
Rated 4 / 5 stars December 17, 2012
Is it bad that I found THIS arousing?
Rated 3 / 5 stars August 11, 2012
Haha ... a Whale!
Rated 3 / 5 stars August 6, 2012
I used to have an erection, but then I took a girlfriend to the groin.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 5, 2012
I use to have an errection... then I took a chainsaw to the dang a lang..
Rated 3 / 5 stars August 5, 2012
messed up