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Just like all those other Avengers cartoon parody things.
Worst part about this flash cinema?
The whole thing.
Contains more rapid fire jokes than legally allowed by law, poor humor, shoulder pads, and at least one walking willy in a hat.
Probably not safe for work, dummy.
Because of penises.
Special Thanks to Shawn Tanner for tiny sexy lines of action coding inserted under my fingernails like bamboo splinters.