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I am Not a Witch

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Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight
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politics
witch
halloween2010
odonnell

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Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT
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Good Citizen 5 Points Give a lot of money to the IRS
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Informed Voter 5 Points Read about Christine
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Big Spender 10 Points Buy every upgrade
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Monster Killer 10 Points Kill the boss
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Pacifist 25 Points Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
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Tea Party Nut 25 Points Win the game
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Undead 50 Points Win without losing a life
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EDIT: OH NO YOU GUYS, SHE LOST :,(
I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!
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controls:
A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.

Reviews


Virgil-AshwoodVirgil-Ashwood

Rated 2 / 5 stars November 3, 2010

You can only get so many points for humor

I must say, Even though I know how to win, the game just isn't fun enough to make me want to beat it. Apart from that, all the seemingly random things that come out arent really challenging to deal with. I guess I respect a meaningless time waster, but its not really as fun as it could have been. Idk, maybe I like levels more than a single repeating background.


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ArawanachArawanach

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 3, 2010

hmm

I don't really know about this game. Seem like your trying to make fun of Christine...

the game wasn't very unique either. Oh well, what to expect. This is newgrounds and I'm a soon to be educated game designer.



autumnsgraceautumnsgrace

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 3, 2010

yay, political games!

Auto fire. This game needs it. I'd have given you an extra star or two.


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SupahFluffySupahFluffy

Rated 3 / 5 stars November 3, 2010

Great premise, average execution

Loved the joke, loved the quotes, loved the style - but TOO FUCKING LONG!!

Seriously, 20 minutes of one level of the same enemies? If you wanted to have it that long, it shoulda either been separate levels with boss versions of each enemy, or that each enemy type shows up at different stages - maybe first the spacemonkey fleet, then the pterodactyls too, then the MICE WITH FULLY FUNCTIONING human brains and Obama and it builds up to the climax with the boss.

Alternatively just make the cash things worth more.

And although it's nit-picky, i woulda liked choosing controls. Mainly because my "a" button is a bit worn down from these typa games and the option to use another woulda saved me a couple of times - plus you get people that prefer WASD to arrows...

Final issue was that the medals didn't work. Now all I have is my own sense of satisfaction - and how long will that last?

Funny game, but for the love of democracy freakin shorten it.


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HologueHologue

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars November 2, 2010

T'was....

Really boring. Like, dag yo.