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3. Private-Robot 00:08:27.00
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5. KhaosKitsune617 00:11:24.00
6. ASexyMotercycleOmfg 00:25:18.00

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

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This game is super fun but holy fuckkkkkkk is it hard. And racist. Very very racist. I was scared the whole time that someone would see me playing and cancel me to kingdom come. Reccomend to someone who likes to torture themselves.

all your base are belong to us

im not racist but nice game lmao

The best racism to ever racism.

Final three levels made me wanna rip my hair out.

Totally worth the baldness.

This game feels like it could be a console game, like a proper release on its own that I'd buy. Quality platforming gameplay. My favourite level so far is world 4-4.

Credits & Info

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Votes
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Score
4.45 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 10, 2009
10:02 PM EST
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