This game has some funny ass lines for my black ass to enjoy, "Let's do this for Pearl Harbor!" Is a good one
Reviews for "Ching Chong Beautiful"
id do anything literally anything just for more updates or just a sequel, please if you guys can you can make literal thousands and thousands of people happy in 1 second
Man, this takes me back. I remember taking on the challenge of completing this game back in '09 and wanted to relive the hype and boy does it deliver! Its a crying shame how flash games begun to die with the rise of mobile smartphone games , but at least they had some degree of quality back then too. Everything is riddled with ads now and its unbelievable that people could pump out content of outstanding quality, like this here game, just for the heck of it.
But enough of this rambling. My honest review of this game is that its as fun as it is challenging! The story and the humor are good in a raunchy, stereotypical sort of way, the controls are precise, the art is great and the music is just delightful! Fanku kyoku is an absolute banger and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. The gameplay mechanics are balanced and the difficulty spikes are fair, in my opinion. The highest difficulty proves to be as brutal as the creators warned, but it makes it all the more entertaining to try and complete it.
Stellar work, truly a gem of a bygone era.
As someone who played this for a very long time since 2011 and recently came back with over 60+ hours of gameplay, I have some criticisms regarding the Hard Mode.
1. I know this is a decade-old game and flash games had much traction, but goddamn the difficulty is straight out BS. I like some obstacle course games where there's a certain time limit, but in this game the time limit for certain stages is utter bullshit sometimes. You are given time limit for each stage depending on how short/long the course is and sometimes it's straight up unreasonable. Like on Colosseum Stage 6, you are given over 1:20 to clear it which normally would take 1:30 or 1:35 at best to complete even if you are fast enough.
2. The RNG for Hard Mode is also there. It's frustrating enough to keep restarting when you are almost done, but imagine you are controlling a literal walking bar of soap who slips and slides, getting pummeled easily. That's the point of the game yes, but the RNG is at play whether you'll slip or not. Sometimes the game's not really fun especially if you are a pro on your 24 hour to 48 hour of your journey and almost completed the game.
3. Bad Level Designs - Hard Mode has some of the WORST designs I ever seen. On Crater Stage 6, you are met with 3 blasters on the 2nd platform. 1 at the center and 1 at the bottom. When you reach there, it's the matter if you're fast enough to climb away to the other side to get the fish crackers and fast enough to jump. Even if you're fast enough and jumped high enough, the reflex of the game is super duper slow and you'll still end up getting slime'd anyway. That's just one of the bad designs of stages. There are more that I can name and because that'll flood the review, I'll move on to the next one.
4. The game glitches often of times teleporting your character to the toppest part of the map or outside depending on your FPS. Like it is good if you can manage to use the glitch to your advantage. What's not good is it happens frequently.
this game needs a remake, I played this game when I was at school and I tell you this game has a lot of potential besides the offensive jokes, when the creator did was created an early concept of diverse jokes around groups of people and the music really gets my blood pumping.