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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


The dialogue was simply hilarious, good work, fun game


Rated 5 / 5 stars

"You people are batshit insane!"

Great graphics, great game, and HILARIOUS dialogue!
I love love loved it. Amazing job, guys!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


the only game i'd play for hours
nice obstacle ideas


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Chalingingly fun!

the game is so hard its fun! My friend and i plaid it. He is a fan of the swain but this is the only flash that he dous not like because it made him through a hissy fit it was that hard! and the sad thing is that he is 14 years old! lol i love the game swain!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A near perfect experience

This was amazing too play from the moment I started training, to the second I got a gold on Seppuku tower. The gameplay can best be described as the ultimate endurance test, especially if you want all platinums. The story I actually thought was extremly njoyable and funny. "oh you son of a bitch tower of pure EVIL!" The music was impressive and catchy. I actually have the song of terriaki circut running through my head as I write this. The one thing that kept this game from being stereotypical. Normally I wouldn't mind, a lot of video games contain steriotypes. But this game makes many of it's lines hinge on racism of Japanese. Aside from that, this game couldn't be improved at all. I personally hope that a sequel is produced because this game is so awesome that it deserves it.

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