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Oct 6, 2009 | 8:18 PM EDT
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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.

So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.

The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."

And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.




Rated 5 / 5 stars


well people are like that nowadays

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's funny cause it's true

1st of all, don't text & drive, or youll end up like the guy. Second, its true cause facebook people post shit every 10 seconds.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


This reminds me of an incident in Australiia as well. A girl got stuck in a gutter (no idea how) and instead of using her phone to call for help, she posted it on facebook instead.

and then someone on facebook called for help. lol.

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Lmfao, I have to look this up.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i enjoyed that very much keep up the good work

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Will do cap'n.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

jim jankins went to hellz, LOL its h0t in here XDD

This is why I don't use facebook!
But that was hilarious
He could have at least texted somebody to go call 911 <_< Facebook junkie

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