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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE
I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
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Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
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Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.

Enjoy!

Reviews


TerntResnerTerntResner

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 29, 2009

Funny.

But... it's so hot out...



webchameleonwebchameleon

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 29, 2009

Heh-heh!

Man, that was funny. A little slow, and kind of a button-masher, but I had a good time. FYI, though, "socialist" drugs are only cheap by their market price. The rest of the butt-load of cash required to sustain the system is levied onto taxes.

Again, FYI.


pyro786 responds:

Exactly why it's so appealing to the American Mr Timberwoller. He just loves you for your goodies.


kingdarknesskingdarkness

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 29, 2009

hey

whats the audio for the title menu called? id like to have it. nice game btw ^^


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pyro786 responds:

It's the Tai-He song, from the soundtrack of Curse of the Golden Flower.


mariolakersmariolakers

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 28, 2009

wats this music???

what song was this???


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pyro786 responds:

Dredio by Mac Dre, and Blood in Blood out by Jedi Mind Tricks.


DarkShadow89DarkShadow89

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 28, 2009

The Gramps that every one wish they had!

Wow, I must say for such a short game it really does fulfill the gamers need to waste time. As you put it, the game was intended to be done in one day but I think the 'delay' made the game better. The artwork and the graphics were simple but it still was a job well done. I also wanted to say that your choice in background music was great; unique and it kept you pumped for the game. I can't wait to see the next old guy jacked on pills fighting Nazi seals (which I hate; sneaky bastards!) and crack babies. Keep up the good work and I'll be waiting for part 2 of this game.

P.S. If people ask why it took so long just simply reply with, "I was just waiting on society to be ready for such a game!"

*Chronic Procrastination? Me? NEVER!!!*


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pyro786 responds:

Hahah, I'm glad you appreciated it man. Maybe the sequel will be a baby fighting old men.