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fuck da police comin str8 from da underground
yung nirgga gotz it bad
If you wanted to "help your cause," you should have made something that "pushed the envelope" and was worth watching. And as far as these parody movies that you seem to hate, just about all famous comedians make their money by making observations about life and joking about it. While I agree that Newgrounds has fallen a little too far into using dick jokes for everything, saying all parody movies hurt animation is silly.
A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".
Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".
I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?
I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.
Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.
I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.
Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.
But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.
I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.
I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.
People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.
For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.
Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important
There's a problem we get it
But what people are doing by making these flashes are basically destroying the cause, since it shows how much of an Ahole these guys, you really want to something otherwise, do your own work, put some effort into your originality and make a great flash, what you say about that good original things dont even get clicked on, i truly believe that's wrong, if u havent noticed a lot of things that are original do get put on Front page, maybe not so much hype as the awesome series but they do get their fair share, Just so you know doing this proves nothing, proves how immature you guys are by retaliating. The internet is filled with these kinds of jokes and trust me its impossible to get rid of em...
Political Satire is Not a Bucket of Fish
I don't get how, on one hand, people blow their talent on lampooning a popular intellectual property, and the other, others will lampoon those who do the lampooning. It's just bitter, a complete waste of time. There are better ways to address the issue, isn't there?
As for the cartoon, it set out what it wanted to do. It's on the Front Page, meaning someone figured it'd be fun to present something that doesn't amuse everyone. That same person might wonder about the same issue, but the flash is such a joke unto itself that maybe it is a waste of time after well....
There is a written diatribe in the author's comments that doubles as a disclaimer--a statement that covers someone's sorry butt. Such a tactic spells "incoherent" in a critic's eye, since it goes out of its way--all thirteen paragraphs worth--to describe why the cartoon is bad in the first place. If you read the comments, why then must you suffer such a banal cartoon?
The cartoon resembles the shallow intricacies of a political cartoon. The sad thing about political cartoons is that they are fleeting since the currency of the context--the subject matter--fades over time. South Park is a topical cartoon by design as well--Parker and Stone can improvise a new episode in a week's time--but those guys are professionals. They keep at their jabs on a routine basis. This one, in contrast, is nothing but a monochrome, rough-and-tumble lark that lacks artistic merit. In other words, it's done so quickly to make its statement that it put a foot into its mouth in the execution.
Essentially, better effort next time... if given enough time! There are other ways to compete with nerd culture spoofs: create a cartoon or a series... something so enthralling and magnetic enough to make fans create spoofs of it. A political cartoonist should be able to pull that off without a hitch... right?
To anyone who bothered to read this review...
This is a prime example of what cartoons are comming too. I think Tom put this up here for the meaning behind the film, which shows that Mr. Fulp has some common sense left in him. This site has gone downhill in the past few years, with less and less originality and more of the same s(pardon my language)t and its a sad but true fact. What needs to happen is that we have to take a step towards the future and say "no more of the same, more originality fame!" alas, with most of the public liking the same old prepackaged humour, I have a doubt that this site will follow my moto. I agree fully with dreftclub, What he did was simply show you what you already know, but in terms that maybe you can understand. He is showing you what will become of cartoons if we don't stop now. Thanks for making this flash, and thanks tom for putting it on the front page. Lastly, to anybody who has read this, thank you, I hope we can work to a more original future.
if u wanna talk about the future of cartonns....
it's anime. Anime is the best of the best of cartoons. I know some people might think I'll be overexxagerating this, but what other cartoon is as detailed as anime? And what's better: half assed cartoons that maek your brain rot (even thought they're funny), cartoons with no purpose like chowder and total dramw island? (tda is still a good show, screw chowder), or shows with action and deep plots (ANIME ALL THE FUCKIN WAY)? Anime tends to lead more towards the last option. I want to get into animation (to make anime), so i know where your coming from, and i could go on about this, but people probably arent gonna read all of this (except u maybe) so i'ma just stop for now
...............oh yeah, i didn't see your movie, dont have time rigfht now , i just wanted to respond to your desciption thingy, so i just put in some random number as the score..
This dude and his Megazord vacuum cleaner
This took far too long to make...
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