It's the International Moron Patrol!
Follow the exploits of the DCK crew!
You're an alien assassin with some work to do!
Edit: Thanks for the Daily 4th folks! Whoa, and frontpage too! Thanks to the NG folks for that.
Control the hands with the mouse to knock ninjas, use the mouse button to ring the bell at 12 o'clock.
That's all there is to it. Enjoy the game!