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When Alfred Alfer the mentally ill dog gets promoted to manager of Burrito Bell, flashbacks of a neglectful and unloving childhood haunt him and give him an idea - to rule as Dictator. Alfred uses his burnt-out employees as Love Pawns in his sick and twisted desire to fill the emptiness of his childhood and to be loved. Oh yes, did i mention Alfred has Multiple Personality Disorder and he can talk to his dictator alter and that hitler and stalin's souls are stuck in his head for all of eternity and can control him too?

this is a full-length episode (7 and a half minutes) and i apologize if the beginning may be a bit slow but trust me - it will speed up.

Reviews


YDUPHANFYSYDUPHANFYS

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 19, 2013

I love your voice c: its just so pleasureable.



clepticxclepticx

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 14, 2013

I love the song........it is the greatest dictator song ever



SpectraGekoSpectraGeko

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 13, 2013

Second Alfred movie I watch and I believe I now understand the plot. I sincerely love the use of an old program to add a fear factor with what looks like "glitches."I know they were purposely put there and it gives the story that fear factor. Also, I find that this makes my heart thump with deep sadness. The protagonist of this story was never ready emotionally for what was about to hit him. He's having a rough life. Why is it so sad to me? I have a family member with schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder. At his early teen age, it was easier for him to kill that sit in a corner and cry about his loneliness and the abuse he suffered at school; the lack of support he had. Certain abandonment had turned him, but he's straightened out a bit and amazingly he's a genius and very patient now. A very dangerous and patient genius.
I love your movie.



DoomroarDoomroar

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 22, 2013

well this was surprisingly likable, but compared to the later clips that brought me here courtesy of mindchamber, well lets be sincere here... no wonder farnayway is disappointed , he pass from a mentally disorder dog with dreams of grandeur, to a sex addict involved on perpetual orgies, i think the downfall of this production will make a perfect example of what happened whit the world of Japanese animation, is almost the same it started with some production values and then dumbed down to a world of sexual cuteness, the difference of course is that your work is not commercially aimed so it does not need to satisfy such things, nevertheless both cases are hollow husk of past selves.
on the other hand, in a world filled with ambiguity when things like art, meaning and life are not defined by a global standard, you are free to do whatever you like, and it will be ok regardless, since without the previous defined there is not really a degeneration of the medium. But i do have to say this flash here promised way more things to happen, so quality aside you also deliver less quantity on variety.
on the positives the animation got better... except 2008-9 that was so badly done, laziness on its finest, who would thing that this person could fully animate something longer than a minute and a half, that is not filled with spam, and then alfred christmas appears and you start to doubt maybe is the same person...
2010 was golfinho style without the parodies ...
2011 was the same... but apparently she remembers this used to have an story and we see glimpses of alfred on real life, but she is still fascinated with gay porn maybe always was, i skiped most of the uploads like the years before.
2012 eat my rotten meat 2012 sums up all which i skipped on a not so stupid or spammed way, which is short of hilarious on a way. That affection short film was different at least, you should do more collabs.
2013 loiter squad is making your job easier or harder? regardless what about watching less TV and search for better content? sure the irony of a guy that watched your spam doesn't seem reassuring, but i'm glad i skipped the shit loads of spammed gay porn.

this review was made by a recent fan, one that is free from the grasp of nostalgia which cloud judgement.

the conclusion your old stuff is way better.

also this year is not looking too promising when i read your response to farnayway about a comeback i got exited, but then again LoiterKlok 3.0 isn't exactly it.


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emily-youcis responds:

EHHEHEHH! ! FOr 2013 shall be the GOLDEN YEAR!! For the official Alfred Alfer Movei is commencing!!!
Apologies for the spam years, but you will understand, that I went to college and started to party and was heavily involved in painting (oh yesh, my paintings are incredible. see the emily rose youcis facebook page.) and didnt have as much time to animate.
BUt now i'm back at my mom's house and unemployed and cant get laid so The Alfred Alfer movie is officially commencing. That's write, a whole full length alfred movie, the one i'd been writing since 17 but could not dedicate myself to because of the college experience. But now i'm back to square one, nay, even lower than before!!! yet so much wiser to the shit ways of the world.
Bye te way, Alffre'ds Crhistmas was made when i was 15, even before this cartoon. I just never got to release it, and i think it's a cute way to sum up the alfed saga.
Dooooo keep watching, i have the first completed shot of the alfre dmovie on the front page of newgrounds currenntly.
So please understand that I am a growing girl and i needed my outside world time only to return back inside, which is now. I always knew i would return... always knew ..... Loiterklok was a funny peice of spam i did because i had just graduated college and needed a little breka project before i started on the movie.
Also, like i said in the bottom post, the sexualized , soulless, commercial version of alfred is a form of dictator alfred, adn in the movie one of his selves is an internet porn star, and so that whole dimension of soulless sell-out is necessary to the film.
I hope i havent dissapointed you compltetely to the point that you'll stop looking me up. But i garantee u friend, the Year of Alfred is here. Ofcourse i'll never be as wonderfully and naively brilliatn as when i was a virginal 16 year old , and the ways of the world have stunted me somewhat in that respect. However they inevitably will lead to my growth. Also, dear sir, please remember i am 22. I have about 70 years to improve. S
So keep watching my friend, and i am grateful to your dedication of reviewing my entire body of work.


farnaywayfarnayway

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 23, 2012

It makes me sad to realize that this is one of the best flashes you have ever done. It's not that it's bad, it actually is my favorite flash of all time, it's just... well... I can tell there is a different mood to your newer material. You slowly morphed Alfred from this dramatic, anticipation ruling, suspense demanding, well rounded character to a brutal kick-butt, single minded, "hipster" sell-out that you keep wanting to push to just "poarn". Is there no shame in what you do. Take one aspect for example; your voice. To me, the voice acting in any of the Play Houses and this flash are the most dynamic compositions that I have personally have heard recently. But that was some time ago. Was it the drugs? The alcohol? I'm not sure of the source but while I looked deeper I found a little corner called Smut Cave. I expected someone who would be mildly humorous and understandable, but instead find a woman, while attractive, incoherent at best. I stumble to understand her "look I'm wearing a blond wig! I'm somebody else now!" jokes as she clamors vowels on top of vowels, barely holding to what might be a sentence. Mebey that is why you have not made a recent flash that features your voice acting. If you see this, I want to offer you a challenge; try going a whole year without any drugs or alcohol and see where it takes you. After that I say your free to go back to killing yourself with acid and paint fumes again.

p.s. Don't take any of this offensively, I only feel disappointed in the waisted skill. Please take the challenge, do the world a favor and don't die.


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emily-youcis responds:

Your review stroked my heart , a finger stroke that had a jagged fingernail. God. have I really become this stupid?
The only drugs I do is the grass, and i drink to have a good time now and then, incase you were wondering if i've been puking over a toilet these past 5 years. There is no heroin or meth either, you are in luck, sir!!
During the summer of the interview you saw me in I was going through a rather tough and confusing time in my 19 years of life on this wretched planet, which I assume you will understand, because you have seen The Playhouse,. And youve probably figured, as many times as you've droolled over it, that anyone who made that would've had a Fucked Up Childhood . Do you really think I would have gone this whole time without some sort of a meltdown? I may have made Alfred but im not made of fucking steel.
Cartoons are still my number one priority. I am beginning an Alfred Alfer feature length animated movie, and I assure you, Valued Alfred Fan, he will go back into as much depth and seriousness and insanity and all that you enjoyed about him before - except much much deeper.
One aspect of this movie is, ofcourse, Alfred's Corruption. He beleives he is an all-powerful jesus internet Porn Star , exactly what you cllaimed I turned him into him over the years. Yes I did corrupt and smash his very soul, and it was all part of the plan. This is because I am developing this pixelated used superstar sell-out layer. His false self. A version of Dictator Alfred, if you will.
Yet he remains a reall life rotting dog in a room. He has the rabies. THis grandiosity is all a delusion.... ANyway i need not waste my keyboardddings any further. no one will beleive me until it is done.
The "Summer" was an experiment in using my female body self ddoing corny jokes like celebrities in order to see if it could get Alfred more fame. And it did, slightly, but not as well as the carrtoons.
How do you even know how much of that internet was an act? You may simply be falling for my trolling, yet again.
Be happpy I gave you the Best Flash Experience of your Life, sir. Do not forget that. I promise you my skill wont be wasted, - I'm 22 for fucks sakes, most people havent begun their work at all let alone have had the privelege of having a neckbeard from across the internet criticize the latter years of the Alfred Saga...
I promise you I wont die, though I've come close. I know getting more ALfred to the public is my divine gift in life and I shant waste my talent.
I am glad that I did lead you down the Rabbit HOle of Corruption!! SEEeeeeeee ya l8tr!