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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories: Adam and Eve: Based on actual scripture from the bible, this cartoon series plans to tell Â“the greatest story ever toldÂ” with complete accuracy, and in chronological order.
Eve: Loook I brought some fruit for uss tooo eat.
Adam: No thanks. I'm happy with my bananas.
and thats why snakes dont have legs
because god hates them! lol
rofl adam and steve XD
Thou shalt not trust the wisdom of a talking snake
This was indeed better than the first one.
Seriously. I thought the writing in this one was fantastic. I loved how you introduced Eve. It was a bit gross, but it was well done. And, yes, fucking-hell yes, Adam was funny...and brillant...and gay. You did a wonderful job with the Bible quotes, which were pasted at the right moments. It must have taken you a while to find the right quotes to use. I haven't read the actual Bible, only adaptions, but I've tried to read the actual book, but I get a bit frustrated with the writing and it burns my hands so I fling it across the room, but I digress. My only problem was that I thought the old english in some of the dialogue was just a bit over the top for me. Yes, I know there is a lot of it in the Bible, but you have only God and the Legged Snake talking in old english and Adam and Eve (not Adam and Steve) talked normally. Was that intentional? Anyway, that was the only thing in this flash that bothered me. But still, I loved how you wrote out the script. You did a good job.
Like the last one, the animation was fabulous. You know, your style is just beautiful. I have never seen animation as clean as yours. I also thought the way you animated God was just mother-fucking awesome. How in the fuck did you animate him? Is it hard? Anyway. I did love how you drew Eve. Giving her big boobs can makes things nice. I also noticed that Adam's penis was a big bigger than it was in the first one. That was weird for me. Anyway, the animation is just amazing to me. You are high on my top Ten, along with Egoraptor and Eddsworld.
Well, that's all I can say for this one. I give you a 9 out of 10. I would've given you a 10 if it weren't for the Old English issue. Other than that, I bless you for your wonderful work.
Thou shalt keep it up.
Eve, why are't though covering up thine boobs?
Uuuummm, cuz they're so... big?
hahaha make another!
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