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Messed-Up Bible Stories 2

April 4, 2007 –
May 10, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories: Adam and Eve: Based on actual scripture from the bible, this cartoon series plans to tell “the greatest story ever told” with complete accuracy, and in chronological order.

Reviews

to orthodoxcatholic

Yeah id expect talk like this coming from someone named orthodoxcatholic. All this is pointing out is that sometimes the bible does seem like a book of exaggerations. Im a polytheist before you rant about that. three things. One. Have you forgotten where you are. Check the url honey your on a gaming site full of pollitically incorrect shit. Two. The bible sort of preaches perfection or punishment which makes god sort of a prick. Three. Doesnt it seem sort of fucked up how god says. "Through me lies the way of truth, salvation, and away from the path of everlasting damnation? I am the one and only God, if thou put any god before me, thou shalt be damned." Its just something to think about. Not trying to be a dick or anything im just...saiyen

I knew this was going to happen...

but in my opinion this is terrible. Not only for being profane and rather typically anti-theist, however. I have other complaints.

To begin with, have you nothing better to make fun of than big boobs and gay jokes? It's sad you must resort to such banal humour, but I should expect nothing less. Oh wait, you did do something more: you tried to make it even funnier by using the King James Version of the Bible (the "thee"s and "thou"s kinda give it away) and making everyone but the humans talk in that style! Sadly, it comes off as kinda clumsy. I dunno if that's what you were going for, but it's not all that funny. The general air of this show seems to be one of ignorance and ridicule. Like so many, you make fun of what you don't understand. You can say the words and relate the pictures well enough, but the meaning of it all is lost on you.

2/10 for decent animation (on the plus side), and for living up to what you promised: a warped spin - no, farce - on a Biblical story, which (not so) ironically calls the viewer to do the exact opposite of what the original story called for: humility. Obedience. The willingness to serve others (and most importantly God) above yourself.

amazing

this should be the real version of the story it makes more sense
and sounds a lot more relistic it probably did happen...........

Accurate so far.

So God put tits dick and pussy on them knowing that it was a bad thing for some reason. . . smooth one God. . .

funny

so thats why snakes have no arms or legs

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4.03 / 5.00