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Sep 13, 2006 | 11:41 AM EDT

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If your PC is slower than 2GHz you'd better to go to options screen and turn Blood Says and Interactive Enviroment off and turn Simple Shells on. Also, set music volume to maximum.

Cool 2D shooter with great physics. Shot your enemies, blow 'em with a grenade, make a fast moving cart smash them, or just drop a box on their heads. Face 11 types of enemies and break through 22 levels of fun.



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I think it should be blammed and for good!!!!

Dude to slow the only thing that will be best for is boringness i just sit there walking slowly along killling things that would be fun BUT ITS NOT r u an idiot u took the fun out of killing things >=l now i h8 u


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Sorry man!

Sorry, but you submission had a pretty fine basic idea, the physics are fine, but actually... it made no fun to play :/
for example the fight view was far to concentrated on one site so it was hard enough to defeat one of those roof slime pyramids with thos tentacle.
its hard to aim if you vie is all the time changed while aiming for an enemy on the sae vertical position like yourself.
so, improof some things,like this, for example, everything a bit faster and this would make a nice game!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

that was great

i wasn't looking at the clock, but it felt like i was playing for a long time... and that doesn't usually happen with flash games. the only things you could really improve on would be to maybe have some background music, and maybe a boss at the end, although having said that, it WAS a relief when i got to the end with almost no ammunition to find i'd killed everyone; i was trying to shoot that last guy with the sign for a long time, haha, imagine how foolish i felt wen i realiazed you couldnt :P. anyway, top game, i reckon for its great time value its 5-worthy. and to everyone who's complaining that theres no story, i think the whole point of this was to give freeman a backstory, and im positive that not every single millisecond of his pre-half life 'life' was exciting. good game keep it up :D.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


The title pretty much explains it all. I just walked around for the first 5 minutes and got bored. It's a shame because Half-life 2's a really great game and even more importantly a EXCITING and FUN game 2 things this was lacking,


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


The physics are really good, but there are several things that need a lot of improving:

-The english is pretty terrible sometimes. Why don't you have someone who actually speaks english as their first language to review your text?

-Climbing and dismounting stairs is annoying and difficult.

-Gordon should be able to run faster than he currently can. Slow pace of game = boredom

-Give Gordon a GUN to start off with and more enemies to fight! It is really boring at the beginning of the game running along the screen (very slowly) and having nothing to shoot or interact with.

As I said, you've done a great job with the physics code, and the graphics are nice. But the gameplay needs to be improved dramatically for there to be any fun!