Awful
Although I like your newer games here on newgrounds, I'm going to have to say that this is, pardon me, the worst bloody game you have ever made. But I like you, and your newer games, so you'll get one star for that.
The story is obviously a joke, and the whole game is obviously a parody of HL2 as well, and people seemingly can't understand this. For this, you get another star, because it's fucking hilarious. "Wake up! Wake the fuck up now!"
You kind of ruined my morning with a game like this, though. No star for that.
The aiming is awful. No star for that.
I can't look up - What the hell? No stars for that.
I couldn't be arsed with playing past the second level of the prologue - Because I got bored after I died because I couldn't jump from one building to another.
Half-Life 2 has a momentum system - When you run faster, you jump further.
In this HL2 parody, Gordon apparantly carries a momentum-cancelling device, so no matter of fast he runs, he will always jump the same length.
And if I want to jump across the <TINY> gap between those two buildings... I will have to jump from the very bloody edge of the damn buildings.
No star.
All in all:
2/10
1/5
Don't bother improving this, though. Make more Endless War games! :D