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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


HardJudgeHardJudge

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 7, 2003

Nice game

i like castlevania games and this one was a very good one must of been hard working making it =\



EvilTKatEvilTKat

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 2, 2002

So bad, but so funny.

Know that you're going to hell for playing this, but dammit if you can't help but like it in a sick way.



MamboItalianoMamboItaliano

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 8, 2004

best movie yet

I love these kinds of movies!



VengeanceToolVengeanceTool

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 21, 2001

Great game

The game is great! Keep up the good games/movies!



LJLPIMLJLPIM

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 2, 2005

great!

being a christian, i was kind of uneasy about the fighting with Jesus part, but despite that, you did a great job with this game


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