Reviews for Castlevania Priest Battle

[Pyromonger]

Very funny stuff :)

The final credits animation with Simon whipping jesus almost made me choke on my milk I laff'd so hard (made me think instantly of Alex's fantasy from Clockwork Orange)...

Only 2 small complaints, jesus was drawn horribly!!! (maybe a sprite from NES bible adbentures or sumthing would have worked better), and you can't attack while jumping, heh

Simon is just as hard to control as the original game tho... *simon gets hit by random enemy* OOF! *watches helplessly as simon falls off edge of platform to his doom* ;P

Normaly I'd give this a 3, but I think it deserves a 5 for all the unfair 0's the religious zombies probably gave it (instead of voting fairly).

[Neo-SpazAttack]

This game kicks ass

This game is the shit, I mean, who wouldn't be able to relieve religious tension with this game. If only it were playable during church for a PDA!!!

[Ygrassil]

GREAT GAME!!!!

Teach jesus a lesson for misleading all those desperate people who somehow believe his bullshit!
This game just can't get any better than this!!!

[SuperSayinZElmo]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING

DUDE! JUST BECAUSE THE PRIEST HEALED YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM! AND DEAL WITH IT IF JESUS TALKED SMACK TO YOU! DONT KILL HIM EITHER! AND GOD DOESNT KILL PRIESTS (unless they sinned) AND I DONT KNOW THE SECRET BUTTON EITHER! but im curious to know. What is it? I tell you, if you tell me, I'll vote 5 on this every day! Promise!

[Alphmega]

Very, Very, Very bad game.

Alright, it took me 10 seconds to figrue out how to beat the preist and it took me 1 mintue to figure out how to beat Jesus, if even that. I mean, the graphics and sound were very close to Castlevania (thank goodness), but I bet it didn't take long to put it together. Not to mention that I never figured out the secret button. You would think that you would make it to be told at the end, but noo, never found. I think I am rating a little too high with the 6, but I caculated the average, and that was that rounded up. Try making something better next time. Bye.