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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Soadking20Soadking20

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is one awesome Little game!!

This is an awesome flash game, Castlevania Rocks and Hey for all of you who can't beat Jesus.....you just suck. I've beat him like 5 or 6 times. :)


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KrysteKryste

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This game cracks me up... but it needs more BLOOD! hehe



sniperwulf-sof-godsniperwulf-sof-god

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fucking Brilliant

Funny as hell and a great usage of castlevania sprites. Please come up with more casltevania parodies.



CronoSergeCronoSerge

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Bahahaha!

One gripe:
You stole a line from Dead Alive.
I love Castlevania and hate religion! PERFECT GAME, almost!



PentaclemanPentacleman

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Simon kicks everyone's ass!

Ooh! Ooh! Teacher, can I say the answer? It's the asterisk above the number pad! What happens next is even more hilarious if you remember the old 80's game Karate Champ. Good job on this mini-game, I-Mockery!