Castlevania Priest Battle

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rated 2.98 / 5 stars
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castlevania

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Zedx2Zedx2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Damn Jesus

This game makes me hate religion more. Ha ha this game is funny...



BigGorillaBigGorilla

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

damn jesus

jesus is hard with the bad play control and that fucking hole in the middle dammit but other than that its great



JOBBERxXxJOBBERxXx

Rated 4 / 5 stars

worthwhile

the controls and game were semi-lame but i must say the dialogue was unexpected and quite hilarious... contra next time please...


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Capt-RectionCapt-Rection

Rated 3 / 5 stars

not bad

Not bad, but sorry to say that the actual game is better althought i'm not sure why. But the secret key is the "*" key above the number 9 on the number pad of your keyboard. muahahaha



vdibvvdibv

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Challenging.

I liked that game. It was really cool.


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