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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 3 / 5 stars

not bad

Not bad, but sorry to say that the actual game is better althought i'm not sure why. But the secret key is the "*" key above the number 9 on the number pad of your keyboard. muahahaha


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I liked that game. It was really cool.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Die, Jesus! Die!

MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED!!! I've always wanted to kill Jesus. I like the ending touch, with Simon whipping Jesus. 10 for you, my friend :)

As for all you whiny religious fucks out there, you can go pray until your knees fucking bleed. It ain't gonna do you any good.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

best nes->flash ever

very very impressive nes to flash conversion, although i would up the framerate, and im not sure if you've allowed the climbing of up and down stares.

anyway, excellent work, and i hope to see similar animations from you in the future.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This is a good game. Oh and the secret key is * on the number pad if anyone wants to know. I'll keep what it does for a secret.

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