Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


growaliensgrowaliens

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

NES-tastic!!

Wow! Everything that I wished for in the original!!! Right down to beating Gods kid with a whip! Way to show Konami how it's done!!


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LoudLizzardLoudLizzard

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Secret Ending

This was cool, but did you have to start whipping Jesus at the end? Come on, man...leave him alone! haha



FragHankFragHank

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Cool dude

Nice thing...
Especially the secret ending...
*************************************************
Secret button is ........................................................... ............... * !



Leif912Leif912

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

"Now there's some starving kids I have to murder."

That was funny. It was a good game too. Keep up the good work!

By the way, what was the secret key?



OmegaMK2OmegaMK2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Haha

That game is good but stupid sorry dude better luck next time.