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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

"Now there's some starving kids I have to murder."

That was funny. It was a good game too. Keep up the good work!

By the way, what was the secret key?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


That game is good but stupid sorry dude better luck next time.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

you killed Jesus! hahaha

That was the best ending of any game yet.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

fucking hilarious

This game was fucking awesome. and the fact that you get to kill the priest is great!! also that sound when jesus shows up is perfect. i know it's not a big deal but for some reason i really liked it.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


this game was good except it had a problem this game got me really pissed off at Jesus and thats not good good sooo....

prayer prayer prayer prayer blah blah blah prayer prayer and finally prayer and god bless his soul.