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4.15 / 5.00 16,968 ViewsCastlevania Priest Battle
- Score:
- rated 2.97 / 5 stars
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- 402,707 Views
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- Genre:
- Action - Other
- castlevania
Credits & Info
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Author Mockery
- Uploaded
- Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 563.3 kb
- Daily Feature August 2, 2001
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Author Comments
In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!
Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start
(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself
And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)
Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania
Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 13, 2003
Haha
That game is good but stupid sorry dude better luck next time.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 6, 2003
you killed Jesus! hahaha
That was the best ending of any game yet.
Rated 4 / 5 stars September 2, 2003
fucking hilarious
This game was fucking awesome. and the fact that you get to kill the priest is great!! also that sound when jesus shows up is perfect. i know it's not a big deal but for some reason i really liked it.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 30, 2003
good
this game was good except it had a problem this game got me really pissed off at Jesus and thats not good good sooo....
prayer prayer prayer prayer blah blah blah prayer prayer and finally prayer and god bless his soul.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 21, 2003
THE SECRET BUTTON
THE SECRET BUTTON IS THE STAR KEY ON YOUR NUMBER PAD ON THE RIGHT PART OF YOU COMPUTER IF YOU COULDNT PUT THE SMACK DOWN ON JESUS LIKE ME HEHEHE