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Diary of William Ostler

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Mar 21, 2005 | 3:41 AM EST

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Author Comments

Update : Wow, first page after less than a day, and daily third. Just to answer a few questions in advance, yes, I'll make more, and no, I didn't steal the idea of a 'Die-ry' from Johnny the Homocidal Maniac. I've never read any, and came up with the idea completely on my own.

Original Comments:

I'd always wanted to make a serious flash series, and this is the first episode. It came out better than I expected, made the front page of ABS, so I decided to submit it here as well. Take a look, tell me if you like it. I might make more.

Not much more to say, really... Graphics drawn by hand (using a mouse) in Flash 5, voiceover recorded on a plain old computer mic, music cropped and eq'd in Accoustica. Includes clips from songs by David Bowie, Haujobb, and the Electric Hellfire Club.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


dude u actually like all that stuff coz i certanly dont all this talk about a place where people are packed to gether reminds me of what happend to the jewish people

t3h-m4tt responds:

Haven't you heard? The holocaust was just something the Jews made up to make people feel sorry for them! Geez, I hate ignorant people. You probably think the earth is actually ROUND, don't you?

Seriously though, I understand if it's not your bag, baby. Make sure not to watch the next one!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

good stuff.

good job.
now offtopic ramblings:
they do make you take counselling if you turn stuff like that in.
Then you go to this room where a homosexual shrink asks you,
How do you feel?Have you ever been abused as a child?
Are you gay?If so,what kind of sex fantasies you have?
Do you mind if i hypnotise you,what if you have a repressed memory of your parents abusing you stuck in your mind?
They get in under your nails,and start torturing you over and over,
untill all is left a carnage,a pathetic,sobbing baby.
AHEM.Not that i had to experience something like that of course...

t3h-m4tt responds:

And then he tricks you in to thinking that you're a necrophile, when in reality all your life you've been searching for the perfect werewolf? Heavy stuff, man. Um. Ditto about the experiance thing.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

it was ok but really wierd

this is really weird really wierd if that was actually a place that would be really scary i would never go there only retarted stoners were go there cause they'll proberbly think it's fun but w/e so ya yo i feel like writing more shit for you people to read so ya by the time you have finished reading this you have already read it!!!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not too shabby

a nice style of graphics using the pencil animation but the style was poor , by this i mean meyby using a pan line instead of peices of paper to resemble screens.

nice peice =5


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


it was good. sounded like the monty python bit.