Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

I had fun with this one. I been trying to program a game, but I hit a little snag where the boundary boxes no longer activate a variable.

IE: The player no longer dies when he its boundaries that are supposed to kill you

So after I bought Adobe Flash CS5, I figured I'd fool around with it. And soon enough a new flash was born. I hope you guys enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed making it.
Unlike most of my video game parodies, this one has NO SPRITES. That is right, everything is drawn with a mouse. This is my gift to you. ENJOY!