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the True MapleStory

November 26, 2006 –
October 25, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Ok, so you may not admit to playing MapleStory... but if you've ever played any online-RPG you still know the joke behind this short way-too well. Mesos to my fallen brothers! (note: the loader lags a bit - give it a second)

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omg...im a mapler..lol

well that movie was funny and true....when i was a noob i killed so many slimes it was annoyin. now i kill so many drakes its annoyin...XD
lvl 44 fighter lancebain

Lol

Wuzzuh fuk?

That wuz funnie. I likced it. I r sppeking englitch baad bcuzz i r haveing problems with the brain thinky thingz.

Hey, looke! a funnie bunnie! hello rabbit, blarggggggghhh!!!!!!

(rabbit attacks me, chops my head off, chops that in to little peiceces, put it in a stoow, cooks it for 2 and a half hourz, goes fishing, chops a steak, jumpsaround for 4 hourz, torchez a few hundred houses, licks
a tree, eats grass, logs into newgrounds watches me type this post, ahh! shit! help!!!! it's chopping my brains out with a chair!!!! holymother of god!!!!! ahh! !!! shit!!! l0x0r!!!! tiohgsiouhg!!!!! liurtrufidhbotrsdyufgbresuivob reli!!!!!!!! bread cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! falls over dead, wriggles, brains come out, and bloood on teh floor.)

And thts how I became a vegetarian.

<deleted> responds:

that post was only 5% relative.

nice one

i can tell u i have played maple story. its not that bad. slime gels well they dont do anything really. they just come from slimes theres i thiink some quests that need them but other than that slime gels should be sold in the shop.

Lol.

That pretty much says everything you can do in 100% of all MMORPGs.

"Hello! Anyone want to buy some slime gels? I got like, 10,000 of them and I don't know what to do with them!"

Lmao. (Out of interest, wtf are they for anyway? :D)

Nice job. A bit short, but, still. Hilarious. It's funny cause it true.

<deleted> responds:

I bet on the fact that people would already know that killing slimes gives your items like potions as well as a monster specific item (slime gel.) Most quests require you to collect them. However, most of the time, they clog your inventory

The sad truth is revealed.

It's the sad but simple truth.
(I don't play maple story, but this can easily be translated for most MMORPG's xD)

The voiceovers and animation was really good,and the part where he was trying to sell his gel slimes was hilarious to me. lol

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