At 10/30/08 05:17 PM, His-Penis-is-on-Fire wrote:

At 10/30/08 05:16 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: Are you a radical Christian?

no, he's just a retard

No, he just hasn't even reached puberty, thus his lack of want for some want of a HAND PARTY

Possibly a troll.

At 10/30/08 05:21 PM, JaY11 wrote: 10 Reasons to jerk off:

1. It provides pleasure.
2. It builds up stamina for sex.
3. It's a good time waster.
4. Everybody else does it.
5. Prevents ball sac exploding.
6. Builds up wrist/forearm muscles.
7. Provides conversation (''I watched the HOTTEST porn yesterday!'')
8. Gets rid of morning wood.
9. It angers God.
10. Porn = Good.

More importantly: It decreases the chance of getting prostatecancer.

At 10/30/08 05:51 PM, No36 wrote:

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote:

10. jerking off can turn you into an NG user

Fixed.

I lol'd

What about it being a naturally part of human life.

-Relieves stress.

-Safer sexual interactions.

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote: yes.... i said NOT and this is why.....

1.it's a sick thing to do.

I'm a sick person...

2.your cum will get everywere....

Not if you use paper towels :)

3.you will make god cry

It doesn't rain that often..

4.it's a complete waste of time!

Time goes by, wether you waste it or not.

5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!

They need a good punch if they think they're coming here illegally.

6.it makes you less of a man

I'm a teenager, it's what i do.

7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!

I'm careful.

8.jerking off will turn straights into gays and gays into mexicans (sorry family guy)

Not so far..

9. it's NOT COOL

But it feels soooo good

10. jerking off can turn you into a retard that makes cock jokes all day.....

Not hardly.

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote: yes.... i said NOT and this is why.....

1.it's a sick thing to do.

if you think it's sick, then grow up

2.your cum will get everywere....

no...

3.you will make god cry

i don't believe.

4.it's a complete waste of time!

your not a man

5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!

chuck norris jokes aren't funny at all, never where, and never will be

6.it makes you less of a man

makes you more of a man, dipshit

7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!

you spelled in wrong, so i disregarded this statement.

8.jerking off will turn straights into gays and gays into mexicans (sorry family guy)

family guy sucks, and your still a fag

9. it's NOT COOL

i didn't know i was trying to impress anybody

10. jerking off can turn you into a retard that makes cock jokes all day.....

no, it can't.

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote: yes.... i said NOT and this is why.....

:ok let's see...

1.it's a sick thing to do.

no its not... virgin...

2.your cum will get everywere....

its called a girls mouth, a towel, a tissue... there's ways...

3.you will make god cry

there is no god ass

4.it's a complete waste of time!

but it feels good and it releases endorphins into your system which brings up your mood

5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!

so whats wrong with that? thats funny right there

6.it makes you less of a man

like hell

7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!

kinky, but a penis is mainly soft tissue with come cartilage... it doesn't... "break" like a bone

8.jerking off will turn straights into gays and gays into mexicans (sorry family guy)

stolen jokes are not funny

9. it's NOT COOL

maybe to you since you cant get it up?

10. jerking off can turn you into a retard that makes cock jokes all day.....

touche'

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote: 7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!

Yeah cause dicks are so brittle.

I lol'd

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote: yes.... i said NOT and this is why.....

5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!

can i get that in writting?

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote: 1.it's a sick thing to do.

So is taking a shit

2.your cum will get everywere....

You're doing it wrong

3.you will make god cry

I love the rain

4.it's a complete waste of time!

And yet you're posting on the BBS

5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!

Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny

6.it makes you less of a man

No it doesn't

7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!

Unlike you, my dick isn't thin and flaky

8.jerking off will turn straights into gays and gays into mexicans (sorry family guy)

There's your second non sequitur Mexican joke. Hilarious

9. it's NOT COOL

I'mnot cool

10. jerking off can turn you into a retard that makes cock jokes all day.....

Maybe. Just maybe

You're not 18. Hell, you misspelled "biohazard" in your own goddamn name

Its a natural thing! Even animals do it.

I would bet money on you being either

A. A chick (BUT THARS NO GURLS ON T3H INTERWEBZ)
B. A kid under 14 whom has never masturbated before
C. A devout follower of a religion that condemns masturbation

thats funny, i've been masturbating for years and i'm still white...

lolololololol penis

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote:

3.you will make god cry

Isn't this one reason why you SHOULD jerk off?

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote: yes.... i said NOT and this is why.....

1.it's a sick thing to do.

It feels really good

2.your cum will get everywere....

Not if you do it right, and even then, there's tissues, towels, and fuck if you have none of those, use a dirty T-shirt (just don't wear it the next day)

3.you will make god cry

God isn't real and if he was real, he'd be GAY

4.it's a complete waste of time!

Not at bedtime, and not if you're about to get blueballed by a hot chick that said no

5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!

I hate mexicans anyways.

6.it makes you less of a man

No it doesn't, it makes you more of a man because of the experience you get out of jacking off

7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!

That is not true because the penis is a muscle.

8.jerking off will turn straights into gays and gays into mexicans (sorry family guy)

No it doesn't, you're retarded

9. it's NOT COOL

No, YOU'RE not cool.

10. jerking off can turn you into a retard that makes cock jokes all day.....

No it doesn't... (maybe)

At 10/30/08 05:21 PM, JaY11 wrote: 10 Reasons to jerk off:

1. It provides pleasure.

So true

2. It builds up stamina for sex.

Maybe

3. It's a good time waster.

So true

4. Everybody else does it.

Yep, no one talks about it though

5. Prevents ball sac exploding.

Also so true

6. Builds up wrist/forearm muscles.

Also true kind of

7. Provides conversation (''I watched the HOTTEST porn yesterday!'')

Maybe

8. Gets rid of morning wood.

Not for me

9. It angers God.

If only he existed

10. Porn = FUCKING amazing!

fixed

man,i totally agree with what you say.jerking off is not cool but it's human nature. why stop when your instincts are telling you to do it?btw,are you a female?if you are,you don't know what it feels like to have a stick potruding outta your pants every single day.

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote:

1.it's a sick thing to do.

Its an urge.

2.your cum will get everywere....

Be a man and clean it up

3.you will make god cry

Who's this god?

4.it's a complete waste of time!

So is spending your time on the BBS. We do it anyways.

5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!

Sucks to be them.

6.it makes you less of a man

Oh no, whatever will I do.

7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!

No, No it can't

8.jerking off will turn straights into gays and gays into mexicans (sorry family guy)

No it won't. Your just thinking of spare reasons. So you copied family guy

9. it's NOT COOL

Well some people, Don't try to be cool.

10. jerking off can turn you into a retard that makes cock jokes all day.....

Im already on newgrounds.