At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote:
yes.... i said NOT and this is why.....
1.it's a sick thing to do.
It feels really good
2.your cum will get everywere....
Not if you do it right, and even then, there's tissues, towels, and fuck if you have none of those, use a dirty T-shirt (just don't wear it the next day)
3.you will make god cry
God isn't real and if he was real, he'd be GAY
4.it's a complete waste of time!
Not at bedtime, and not if you're about to get blueballed by a hot chick that said no
5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!
I hate mexicans anyways.
6.it makes you less of a man
No it doesn't, it makes you more of a man because of the experience you get out of jacking off
7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!
That is not true because the penis is a muscle.
8.jerking off will turn straights into gays and gays into mexicans (sorry family guy)
No it doesn't, you're retarded
9. it's NOT COOL
No, YOU'RE not cool.
10. jerking off can turn you into a retard that makes cock jokes all day.....
No it doesn't... (maybe)
At 10/30/08 05:21 PM, JaY11 wrote:
10 Reasons to jerk off:
1. It provides pleasure.
2. It builds up stamina for sex.
3. It's a good time waster.
4. Everybody else does it.
Yep, no one talks about it though
5. Prevents ball sac exploding.
Also so true
6. Builds up wrist/forearm muscles.
Also true kind of
7. Provides conversation (''I watched the HOTTEST porn yesterday!'')
8. Gets rid of morning wood.
Not for me
9. It angers God.
If only he existed
10. Porn = FUCKING amazing!