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my friend caught a kid jacking off

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Okay so he was in the bathroom at school and he hears something like a thrusting noise he finishes dropping the browns off at the super bowl and he catches a chinese dude jackin it! T i'm walking down the hall a chinese dude is running down the hall. So i go into the bathroom i see my friend in the bathroom and tells me everything.

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:32:58


Can you tell me everything.


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:34:12


At 10/15/08 06:32 PM, Gamepro23 wrote: he finishes dropping the browns off at the super bowl and he...

Sorry but this is the best part of that whole story.


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:34:17


At 10/15/08 06:32 PM, putzpie wrote: Can you tell me everything.

well i dont know every detail my friend does

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:34:22


lol I do that.....quitely though

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:35:05


At 10/15/08 06:34 PM, TR00PER wrote: lol I do that.....quitely though

lol same, but I do it in the bathroom


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:35:33


At 10/15/08 06:33 PM, MasterUnderstood wrote: And then what happened...

When i read that i suddenly thought of the movie "dude wheres my car" when they go through the chinese drivethrough.

"And thennnnnnnnnnnnn"

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:35:48


At 10/15/08 06:34 PM, TR00PER wrote: lol I do that.....quitely though

ooookay

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:39:16


no he would'nt do that

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:40:41


lol what a weirdo. why jack off in a bathroom save it for home with a computer!

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:41:43


i really enjoyed listening to that story


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:42:23


At 10/15/08 06:40 PM, Grossman8 wrote: lol what a weirdo. why jack off in a bathroom save it for home with a computer!

Maybe when you're old enough to learn grammar!


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:42:27


Shit, he told someone! I told him to keep it a secret!

Last time I let someone swallow my cum...

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:43:25


SHIT MAN!

Why'd you have to tell everyone!!? btw I came on your friend a little ;3


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 18:57:34


bet it looked a little like this

my friend caught a kid jacking off

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:00:03


At 10/15/08 06:32 PM, Gamepro23 wrote: Okay so he was in the bathroom at school and he hears something like a thrusting noise he finishes dropping the browns off at the super bowl and he catches a chinese dude jackin it! T i'm walking down the hall a chinese dude is running down the hall. So i go into the bathroom i see my friend in the bathroom and tells me everything.

Okay, so I was at the bathroom, fapping, and some douchebag opens the door, so i run down the hall, and now people are talking about it!!!

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:09:27


At 10/15/08 06:57 PM, snowy556 wrote: bet it looked a little like this

lol

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:16:29


When ever he ran out he was all sweaty.

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:17:34


At 10/15/08 06:57 PM, snowy556 wrote: bet it looked a little like this

omfg! Scooby Doo PR0N!

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:19:07


and then you woke up, right?

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:20:33


At 10/15/08 06:32 PM, Gamepro23 wrote: he finishes dropping the browns off at the super bowl

No dude...no!


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:21:52


At 10/15/08 07:19 PM, PWN411N00BS12 wrote: and then you woke up, right?

whatever

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:22:18


Im sorry, after "dropping the browns off..." I just stopped reading.

that was funnier than anything else that could have been in there. hahaha


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:23:00


Took me about 3 minuites to find out wat super bowl ment first i thought you were in your house for some reason watching the super bowl plz just say bowl or something just something not that danm fucking confusing and wats up with the fucking T i mean jesus im 13 i understand fucked up language but that just was hard to understand

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:26:45


Was the chinese kid in a shall? If he was, why the hell whould your friend check the shall where the kid was jacking off.

Your friend might be gay.

Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.

Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:27:14


At 10/15/08 07:22 PM, DiscoveryOne wrote: Im sorry, after "dropping the browns off..." I just stopped reading.

that was funnier than anything else that could have been in there. hahaha

thanks

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:29:08


I remember I went to camp with my friends and they jacked off all night.


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:40:13


At 10/15/08 06:34 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:
At 10/15/08 06:32 PM, Gamepro23 wrote: he finishes dropping the browns off at the super bowl and he...
Sorry but this is the best part of that whole story.

I agree. I also think this lame story was just an excuse for him to use that funny one-liner.


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Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:43:14


At 10/15/08 07:40 PM, Erikio wrote:
At 10/15/08 06:34 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:
At 10/15/08 06:32 PM, Gamepro23 wrote: he finishes dropping the browns off at the super bowl and he...
Sorry but this is the best part of that whole story.
I agree. I also think this lame story was just an excuse for him to use that funny one-liner.

whatever

Response to my friend caught a kid jacking off 2008-10-15 19:49:02


At 10/15/08 07:29 PM, FloppyPlops wrote: I remember I went to camp with my friends and they jacked off all night.

weird