creative ways to play an instrument

[rezic]

What do you think are some of the most creative ways to play in instrument, may it be piano, flute, tuba, guitar, sitar, etc etc anything..

I'm a guitar freak so I'm gonna start it off with 2 crazy ways....

Playing with an Electric guitar with a bow a la Jimmy Page
and Playing an Electric guitar with a cordless drill with picks on the end a la Paul Gilbert

[BranflakesofDoom]

A trumpet. With my ass.

[FattyWhale]

At 10/13/08 01:15 PM, BranflakesofDoom wrote: A trumpet. With my ass.

You took my idea.

So I will play drums. With my ass.

[AgainstYou]

At 10/13/08 01:15 PM, BranflakesofDoom wrote: A trumpet. With my ass.

Haha derek comedy ftw

[BranflakesofDoom]

At 10/13/08 01:16 PM, milinko959 wrote:

At 10/13/08 01:15 PM, BranflakesofDoom wrote: A trumpet. With my ass.

You took my idea.

So I will play drums. With my cock.

Fix'd.

[igott]

I can play a clarinet, with my dick.

COCK JOKE.

[tehslaphappy]

Playing a flute. With my nose.

[lazyyMitch]

Piano with dick. But ye cannot play chords!

[thenewbies]

At 10/13/08 01:29 PM, lazyyMitch wrote: Piano with dick. But ye cannot play chords!

Unless you have three.

[FantasyLuv]

The accordion. With my clitoris.

[BranflakesofDoom]

At 10/13/08 01:19 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Playing a flute. With my nose.

Yup.

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 10/13/08 01:29 PM, lazyyMitch wrote: Piano with dick. But ye cannot play chords!

Use your nuts.

[Patrickman]

Guitar + teeth = rock god

[lazyyMitch]

At 10/13/08 01:32 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 10/13/08 01:29 PM, lazyyMitch wrote: Piano with dick. But ye cannot play chords!

Use your nuts.

If its a cold day the chords will be clashing though

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 10/13/08 01:36 PM, lazyyMitch wrote:

At 10/13/08 01:32 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 10/13/08 01:29 PM, lazyyMitch wrote: Piano with dick. But ye cannot play chords!

Use your nuts.

If its a cold day the chords will be clashing though

Space heater. BAM. FIX'D. This will also solve the short dick problem if it's cold out.

[Whirlguy]

At 10/13/08 01:31 PM, BranflakesofDoom wrote:

At 10/13/08 01:19 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Playing a flute. With my nose.

Yup.

That's nothing, you should try playing tuba like that.

[Hoeloe]

Viola. With a rubber chicken.

[AwesomeX]

The harmonica, with my dick

[kunoro32]

piano with feet is classic

[rezic]

At 10/13/08 03:29 PM, andhination wrote:

At 10/13/08 01:36 PM, Patrickman wrote: Guitar + teeth = rock god

You do know he didn't actually do that?

I only know of 3 people that did...

Jimi Hendrix
Paul Gilbert and
Yngwie Malmsteen

[Funfrog211]

Trombone with a slit in the mouth piece. Then you go reverse on a vacuum or you get a leaf blower.

[j2witz]

Dude play the guitar like how Li and Sam do then I would think that you are uberly awesome.

[Randy74]

Beatboxing with the flute.

[rezic]

At 10/13/08 06:53 PM, Tramps wrote:

At 10/13/08 06:49 PM, j2witz wrote: Dude play the guitar like how Li and Sam do then I would think that you are uberly awesome.

Eurgh, 'Herman' Li is hardly note-worthy as a truly brilliant guitarist and Sam is just even worse.

Herman Li, isn't horrible, he's not my style, but if he can keep up and play well with Satch, Paul Gilbert, and Marty Freidman in a NAMM Jam he's okay in my book

and for all you Dragonforce fans, by keep up I mean stay in key, stay in the same style and such, not speed, he's obviously fast.

[Freaki-boy92]

At 10/13/08 01:36 PM, Patrickman wrote: Guitar + teeth = rock god

I second this motion
also, guitar with your dick
harmonica with your arse
drums with your head

[tigerkitty]

A few years ago I saw Kaki King live. The way she plays the guitar is very odd and rather unique. You only have to watch about a minute of the video, just watch her hands. I don't even know how to describe it really, it's more like slapping and tapping the strings than strumming at some points.