At 2/13/11 11:05 AM, Scarface wrote: A vagina would be an interesting experience, but nothing I'd ever like to (1) have permanently, or (2) spend money on.

Well, I guess there is no way to satisfy your curiosity now is there?

If you wanted the operation for free, you could just go to Iran and say you're gay. Apparently sex change operations are now mandatory for gay guys there, but there could still be a chance of getting executed.

As for a temporary experience, there could be a way to simulate the experience using neural stimulation, but you might have to pay for it.

Also, I said I wanted proof that you actually have a penis.

At 2/13/11 07:10 PM, Painbringer wrote: Also, I said I wanted proof that you actually have a penis.

Did I not already say that I had a pen0r?

At 2/13/11 09:31 PM, Scarface wrote: Did I not already say that I had a pen0r?

*Sigh*

Someday you'll learn that telling a story does not prove anything.

At 2/14/11 04:09 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/13/11 09:31 PM, Scarface wrote: Did I not already say that I had a pen0r?

*Sigh*

Someday you'll learn that telling a story does not prove anything.

You're not getting any pics.

btw, congrats everyone on the 200th page.

At 2/14/11 04:09 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/13/11 09:31 PM, Scarface wrote: Did I not already say that I had a pen0r?

*Sigh*

Someday you'll learn that telling a story does not prove anything.

good try buddy

At 2/14/11 06:52 AM, Scarface wrote: You're not getting any pics.

Nah. They wouldn't be legal anyway.

But just give it a few more years and we'll see.

btw, congrats everyone on the 200th page.

It's funny how you said it one post too early.

At 2/14/11 02:21 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/14/11 06:52 AM, Scarface wrote: You're not getting any pics.

Nah. They wouldn't be legal anyway.

But just give it a few more years and we'll see.

Uh....no?

btw, congrats everyone on the 200th page.

It's funny how you said it one post too early.

At least I didn't say "first post on the 200th page!" or something ironic like that.

At 2/14/11 05:10 PM, Scarface wrote: Uh....no?

Fine.

I'll come see you when you turn 18.

At least I didn't say "first post on the 200th page!" or something ironic like that.

True.

At 2/14/11 05:54 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/14/11 05:10 PM, Scarface wrote: Uh....no?

Fine.

I'll come see you when you turn 18.

You'll be like, thirty.

And I'll STILL be stronger than you!

At 2/14/11 06:10 PM, Scarface wrote: You'll be like, thirty.

30 isn't really old...

And I'll STILL be stronger than you!

I challenge you to a consensual fight, when the time comes.

Also, I could probably still run faster than you at that age.

At 2/14/11 06:23 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/14/11 06:10 PM, Scarface wrote: You'll be like, thirty.

30 isn't really old...

It's still more than ten years older than me.

And I'll STILL be stronger than you!

I challenge you to a consensual fight, when the time comes.

Also, I could probably still run faster than you at that age.

Probably, but I bet you couldn't bench 140.

At 2/14/11 06:58 PM, Scarface wrote: It's still more than ten years older than me.

Fact: I will always be 12 years older than you - Except for if I die first.

Probably, but I bet you couldn't bench 140.

I have no objections. And my arms are fairly weak.

At 2/14/11 08:27 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/14/11 06:58 PM, Scarface wrote: It's still more than ten years older than me.

Fact: I will always be 12 years older than you - Except for if I die first.

(*Insert clever AIDS joke here)

Probably, but I bet you couldn't bench 140.

I have no objections. And my arms are fairly weak.

I'm banking on that if I get in a fight. I work out regularly because I fear I won't be able to protect the one I care about. I have fairly good upper body strength, but I have no weight to back it up with. I can be moved so easily.

At 2/15/11 06:54 AM, Scarface wrote: (*Insert clever AIDS joke here)

It's never the AIDS that kills you.

I'm banking on that if I get in a fight.

The last time I was in a fight (grade 12) I matched my aggressive younger opponent move for move.

I work out regularly because I fear I won't be able to protect the one I care about. I have fairly good upper body strength, but I have no weight to back it up with. I can be moved so easily.

You can also try unlocking your hidden superhuman strength, but usually it's only activated during life-and-death emergencies.

At 2/15/11 11:19 AM, Painbringer wrote: You can also try unlocking your hidden superhuman strength, but usually it's only activated during life-and-death emergencies.

Yeah, you have to release enough adrenaline for that.

At 2/15/11 04:57 PM, Scarface wrote: Yeah, you have to release enough adrenaline for that.

There is also a big mental component to it.

At 2/15/11 06:36 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/15/11 04:57 PM, Scarface wrote: Yeah, you have to release enough adrenaline for that.

There is also a big mental component to it.

The brain (mental component) is what releases the adrenaline when you're in a dangerous situation, silly.

This is a MANLY group! We do MAN things! We only do other MEN! We eat BACON! Because We're MEN! We get into FIGHTS because we're MEN! We don't like girls! Because they aren't MEN!

Also no I won't fight any of you as I would loose terribly and would rather not start a loosing streak so I can stay in the MANLY club and eat BACON!

At 2/15/11 09:07 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: This is a MANLY group! We do MAN things! We only do other MEN! We eat BACON! Because We're MEN! We get into FIGHTS because we're MEN! We don't like girls! Because they aren't MEN!

Also no I won't fight any of you as I would loose terribly and would rather not start a loosing streak so I can stay in the MANLY club and eat BACON!

i hate bacon, too crunchy and salty and bleh. i blame my jewish ancestry

At 2/15/11 09:07 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: This is a MANLY group! We do MAN things! We only do other MEN! We eat BACON! Because We're MEN! We get into FIGHTS because we're MEN! We don't like girls! Because they aren't MEN!

You read my mind!

See, a few days ago I thought about starting a topic about the biggest irony when it comes to manliness: The love of women, or should I say, the female body.

Also no I won't fight any of you as I would loose terribly and would rather not start a loosing streak so I can stay in the MANLY club and eat BACON!

I might start feeling sorry for your losses and let you win a fight or two - And perhaps let you dominate me, sexually, if you like.

At 2/15/11 07:21 PM, Scarface wrote: The brain (mental component) is what releases the adrenaline when you're in a dangerous situation, silly.

Adrenaline is only a small part of it - The brain can also align muscle fibers in such a way that it gives the stressed (or mentally disciplined) person enough leverage to lift the front of a station wagon off the ground.

At 2/16/11 03:38 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/15/11 07:21 PM, Scarface wrote: The brain (mental component) is what releases the adrenaline when you're in a dangerous situation, silly.

Adrenaline is only a small part of it - The brain can also align muscle fibers in such a way that it gives the stressed (or mentally disciplined) person enough leverage to lift the front of a station wagon off the ground.

True, people can lift obscene amounts of weight, or go incredible speeds, when their life is at stake.

Oh hey, 200th page.

At 2/16/11 06:52 AM, Scarface wrote: True, people can lift obscene amounts of weight, or go incredible speeds, when their life is at stake.

The teen boy had to lift the station wagon off his dad when the jack failed. But yeah.

As for running away from something, I don't know if the world's fastest man can outrun a cheetah that's trying to make dinner of him.

At 2/16/11 06:30 PM, Painbringer wrote: As for running away from something, I don't know if the world's fastest man can outrun a cheetah that's trying to make dinner of him.

Maybe not a cheetah, but an attacker or two.

At 2/16/11 07:16 PM, Scarface wrote: Maybe not a cheetah, but an attacker or two.

This is so true. Yet often times a runner gets caught by the chaser, and really bad things have happened.

And HungSup, Scarf already made a post celebrating the 200th page at the bottom of the 199th page.

At 2/16/11 07:49 PM, Painbringer wrote: And HungSup, Scarf already made a post celebrating the 200th page at the bottom of the 199th page.

As usual, I was premature.

At 2/16/11 07:54 PM, Scarface wrote: As usual, I was premature.

You won't be for long once you get a sex partner.

At 2/16/11 07:59 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 2/16/11 07:54 PM, Scarface wrote: As usual, I was premature.

You won't be for long once you get a sex partner.

Any takers?

At 2/16/11 09:07 PM, Scarface wrote: Any takers?

Too old, too far away, and already taken.