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The Big Ducky

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The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:14:56


If you could take this awesome rubber ducky on adventures across the ocean, where would you go? Let's pretend the duck is hallow, and has enough space to store several months of supplies, and hold 5 people. What sort of wild adventures would you go on?

The Big Ducky


Do what now...?

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:16:36


That reminded me of the Penguin off of Batman.


XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:16:50


To the ocean's plughole!


My sig is now PC

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:18:32


id find you and stuff my dick down your throat andchoke you


"They might forget what you said, but never how you made them feel"

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:18:47


hmm i would go to some uninhabited island... and have a massive orgy.

sorry i couldnt think of a good post.

Bringing back old shit.

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:20:50


At 5/26/08 01:18 PM, LakeWonder wrote: id find you and stuff my dick down your throat andchoke you

Classy...yet, unoriginal.

I'd go to the Gulf Coast, around Florida during Hurricane season. Find a Hurricane and ride the waves!


Do what now...?

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:22:21


WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING YOUR JOB, YOU STUPID DOG?

The Big Ducky


Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:24:29


I will rule the 7 seas with my iron fist and rubber ducky!!!


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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:25:45


I would take it to Bob and the rest of the NG crew. I don't know what would go down after though. Probaly some type of hostage situation.


qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:30:16


that, in fact, made my day dude, thanks

Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 13:30:26


I would go battle James and his giant peach.


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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 14:58:18


That's....so....awesome!

I would travel around the world, and sail along the coast, so everyone can see my giant ducky.

Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:02:54


I'd do the Odyssey, with a rubberduck. that'd be epic. Epic, I tell you.


Wakka wakka

Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:05:50


i'd dress up like johnny depp put some canons on the ducky and try and find davy jones.........failing that get some lesbians on board...........i'm just watching


Let me kill your thread for you, it wasn't all that interesting anyway.

Sig by Limited

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:11:09


I think I would go have epic adventures in and around the waters of Antarctica. The penguins will never know what hit them.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:12:36


I will get Moby Dick!


"What kind of idiot would quote himself" - Gatling

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:13:57


At 5/26/08 03:12 PM, Gatling wrote: I will get Moby Duck!

Fixed. :)


Listen to my latest audio submission here! Updated 6/18/08

OMG, Wade's a homophobe.

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:14:02


Newgrounds...

couldn't resist

Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:15:21


oh snap thats awosme


sometimes i wonder "why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me

im not RANDOM you just can't THINK as fast as me

life is good but then agian so is jello

Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:16:23


I'd kill James Blunt and his awful voicebox.

Probably torture the poofy voiced 'army' guy

Murad136, heres your fucking credit ;3

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:17:23


I would go find Atlantis!

We'll pretend the Ducky can submerge too...

Do what now...?

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:19:22


I´d become a pirate and sail around the globe with my awesome ninja squad of greatness!


In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:54:15


The US navy could use a new flagship.

Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:58:09


I'd take it over to NG HQ in Pennsylvania. I'd first sail it around cape horn in South America and land on a secluded beach in New Jersey just because. Then I'll carry the duck overland on my back and present it to Tom for his 34th birth day. Instant Mod status.

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 15:59:56


At 5/26/08 01:20 PM, Elios wrote:
At 5/26/08 01:18 PM, LakeWonder wrote: id find you and stuff my dick down your throat andchoke you
Classy...yet, unoriginal.

I'd go to the Gulf Coast, around Florida during Hurricane season. Find a Hurricane and ride the waves!

Lol we have no waves here.


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-26 16:37:09


I would go to NASA and have them upgrade the ducky for space travel and then blast off and spread the message of ducky goodness through the universe.

One day...

Click my sig for all the information in the world!

PM me if you like the new sig. I like feedback.

And attention whoring.

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-27 02:35:24


At 5/26/08 03:59 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:
Lol we have no waves here.

Say what!?!

Well, i guess i'll go the the West Coast, hang-10 around California.


Do what now...?

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Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-27 02:37:39


I would find a bigger duck. And then I would use that duck to find a bigger duck. And then, and then?

Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-27 02:43:00


I'd go crab fishing, using the other crew members as slaves/bait.

Response to The Big Ducky 2008-05-27 03:55:11


I would use it for purposes of concurring the world, then the universe


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