Today, i saw somthing very strange. I saw one of those "Oreo" kids. You know the kind, that are black on the outside, but inside they're whiter than a high school polo prep. ANYway, i was walking out of the bank, and i saw a group of kids walking around (like a pack of blood thirsty wolves). It was a few Jailbait girls, and some older kids, nothin' special. But suddenly, somthing caught my eye, and i did a quick double-take, and this is what i saw.
A dark skinned black boy (almost blue-black) wearing a white poofy jacket, that was covered in several patches and rainbow stripes. A white and grey hat, that was placed gently on his head, so i could still see his forehead, and turned sideways. A pair of emo pants (seriously! Emo pants!) that were WAY too tight, and were covered in checkerboard patches. And finally, he had, and etch-a-sketch belt. Seriously, there was an etch-a-sketch where a belt buckle should've been. I know it seems impossible. But believe me, this was a funny lookin' negro.
He saw me looking at his rediculous outfit, and proceeded to approach me in a rather threatening manner. I figured, this kid is probably 16, and trying to act tough. He stops about one foot from my face, and says "Excuse me! But was ARE you looking at!?". All i could do was laugh. I expected to hear somthing like "Yo foo'! The fuck you lookin' at!?", but no, i got the whitest response from the blackest kid i've ever met.
After taking a few steps back, and laughing uncontrollably, i asked him kindly "Dude, what are you wearing? You look like a cartoon character". He looked at me like i just slapped him in the face. His eyes welled up a little, and he said "What!? You dun like my style? This is fresh!" At this point, i had to leave. I was laughing too hard, and this group of kids were looking quite vicious. So i got on my bike, and started heading home.
About...seven seconds later, i hear "Yeah you better run bitch!". Again, all i could do was laugh. So i turned my bike around, and started pedaling BACK toward him, which apparently freaked him out and he started speed-walking away. And that was it, i came home, still laughing, at this funny lookin' negro boy. NOT that i have anything against the african-american race, but this kid, really made smile. And outfit and attitude so rediculous, you'd have to see to believe.
Do what now...?
