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My friend likes my girlfriend! >:(

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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-08 22:06:44


At 4/8/08 09:03 PM, EpicFail wrote:
laid out on the floor (with his cock cut off)

fixed it for ya

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-08 22:06:51


At 4/8/08 08:59 PM, Hellian00 wrote:
So, NG, what all should I do about this?

Tell him what you said here. That will make him shit his whitey tighteys


|NG Is Dead|

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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-08 22:07:44


Hit on your friend.


I GOT AFRO! DO YOU GOT AFRO?

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-08 22:08:47


You actually said it in those words?

You're a fucking douche.

Flirting is harmless you insecure fuck.

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-08 22:09:53


kick his ass, she is your property, beat his face in with a mace, torture him with a heated piece of steel, scar him for life because he has defilled your property and your honor

My friend likes my girlfriend! >:(

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-08 22:11:43


Grow obsessed over it, but don't show it. Let a culminate, until you descend into madness. A madness that stays with you until you hang yourself in the mental asylum. But that comes later.

Grow obsessive, come up with ways to kill the bastard. Slitting his throat in your mind, over and over again. Then, later on, actually do it, then bathe in his blood. Drink his blood. Masturbate into it.

Then, obsess about how your girlfriend stayed friends with him. Eventually decide that she was cheating on you the whole time, and wait for her after school one day, then rape her in some bushes with a knife. Then you can kill her. Also, keep her remains in a freezer, just in case you feel a little lustful.

Hope that helps.


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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-08 22:12:57


At 4/8/08 10:09 PM, LORDBRASKA wrote: kick his ass, she is your property, beat his face in with a mace, torture him with a heated piece of steel, scar him for life because he has defilled your property and your honor

ho shi, good idea

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 16:24:27


At 4/8/08 10:18 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Stuff...

I guess you're right. 'Cept, like I said, I don't want to seem too protective. I don't want her to feel controlled. But, It's not the dance that bothers me. It's just as friends. It's him hitting on her that bothers me. And, I'm not sure how I could ask her about this.

And, I'd only let things escalate into a fight if he continues after I ask him. I know he can't fight, so I know I'd be the one to start it, if it happens.

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 16:28:55


Hey my names Alex to. Don't worry bud I don't want to go out with her just fuck her.

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 16:29:49


Dont do anything, you have the girl, so dont be bothered.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 16:30:14


I don't quite think letting her go with a guy that possibly likes her to a "dance" in which bf and gf suppose to go to, is such a good idea.

I don't know, That's my opinion. I know you trust her and all, but still.

D:
Not cool.


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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 16:31:53


Why the fuck do you care so much?

If you know nothing is going too happen, fucking drop it. If you trust her, fucking drop it. However if you want to seem like an over protective bastard, continue doing what you are doing.


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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 16:31:56


At 4/8/08 09:00 PM, Syphonik wrote: She's probably sucking his cock right now.

Dont Trust a Woman

I did, wait nothing happened

Well, fuck it. :) Have a laugh.

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 16:33:38


Make sure that woman knows that she is your rigthful property and you control her life.

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 17:01:31


Rofl! Fighting is really going to make yourself more mature, make her stay with you till you two are old enough to marry, and then this will be the epic story you tell your children, right?


I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 17:03:35


If anything happens, murder them both.


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 17:05:20


Kick to testicles and fistpalm him.


You can't spell FÜHRER without Ü

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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 17:06:45


Talking to him about it is a good thing. I don't recommend it, but if you need to fight him, then do so.

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 17:07:06


At 4/8/08 09:04 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: HAJHAJAJA

TEEN ANGST

JEALOUSLY

"LOVE"

OH I LOVE YOU GUYS

You are my new favourite person.

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 17:10:16


At 4/8/08 09:03 PM, EpicFail wrote:
At 4/8/08 09:00 PM, Syphonik wrote: She's probably sucking his cock right now.
Hey man, there is no need to be a fucking dick about it, this is serious shit, if my friend were to hit on my girlfriend, that faggot would be laid out on the floor in a matter of seconds, with a bloody nose. And maybe worse.

I mean, I love my girlfriend to death, and am bigger than most of my friends, so I can kick their asses. And I would do it.

dude dont worry man if shes a good girl and not just a slut or hopper your good wid it and shouldnt worry but if i were you id go to dat shit they goin to and make sure no shit goes down if any thing happens just go up to your friend and ask to talk to him in a secluded area or the bathroom (just dont be gay if you do) and get his side of da shit and if you think he did something beat his ass down

:simple as shit


the cake is a lie numb nuts

not gay just a funy site i made

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Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 17:23:04


At 4/9/08 05:11 PM, TrippingMetal wrote: Dunno why she'd want to go to that dance. 0: Sounds odd.

Thats true, and if that guy try with ur girl, he is not ur friend..

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 17:25:54


At 4/9/08 05:11 PM, TrippingMetal wrote: Dunno why she'd want to go to that dance. 0: Sounds odd.

She's only going cuz he can't find anyone else. I have a strong feeling she's only going out of pity.

Response to My friend likes my girlfriend! >:( 2008-04-09 17:26:51


Get over it.


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