Tomorrow is Newgrounds wank day

[Sidorio]

That's right. Tomorrow, the 31st of January, is NG wank day. At precisely 4.30 pm (About 11 am in some parts of America, I think) I want you all to flop out your wilkins and general other naughty bits and get to it. It doesn't matter where you are, who you're with or what you're doing. If you're in an important meeting with your boss, well, so be it.

Tomorrow, I will record the results. I demand to know:
How many of you were chaffed.
How many made it all the way through.
How long each of you took.
Items used.
Where it occurred.

I expect every single NGer reading this to participate in this wondrous experiment. You have one day to plan. Ignorance is not an excuse.

[Rabbit-Princess]

No thanks, frog boi.

[simon]

and i thought newgrounds users couldn't get anymore pathetic.

[L4OTSE]

I'm in! What's the GTM there on America.

[Cyprus]

i have no hands... can i get some help???

[bigbadron]

what makes tomorrow that much more special than every other day?

[swaenK]

I was actually thinking of this before you posted it a few days ago. I might participate...

[Buoy]

At 1/30/08 11:18 AM, bigbadron wrote: what makes tomorrow that much more special than every other day?

Mostly, the Newgroundswankdayness of it.

[Fezzycakes]

Do we all have to? Cause i dont want to

[WilliWowza]

The thought of all of you touching yourselves at the same time as me really makes me quite flacid.

[Gein]

We do that everyday

[Tribal]

I shall join you.

Even though I'll be in school by then...

[Stevezor]

Hmm, I really hope we have tomorrow off...

I don't want to be eating lunch with my friends then start wanking it into a sandwich.

[Sidorio]

At 1/30/08 11:22 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'm totally participating in this!
But 4:30 for who? Do you do it when the NG site says it's 4:30?

Let's just say 4.30 where each of us lives, so we don't have do work out time difference. Remember to share when your time comes.

[neon-dude]

I thought every day was newgrounds wanky day

[Jon]

I wonder if anyone will actually take part in this.

[Sidorio]

At 1/30/08 11:57 AM, TheRoyalEnglishman wrote: I would, but I hear naked minor pictures are illegal or something.

I know, what the fuck?

Don't worry, I can live not seeing your genitals.

OMG NOT A BUMP

[ShadowWest]

I would, but it'll be 9:30 in the night where i live, and i won't be on NG. Sorry!

[ShadowWest]

My mistake Sidorio, i thought you lived in the US of A! Sure i can participate tomorrow!

sorry for double post

[AcidSoldier]

At 1/30/08 11:02 AM, L4OTSE wrote: I'm in! What's the GTM there on America.

GMT, you mean, and that's only for England. EST is for America.

[fat-barry]

Hmm i'll be walking my dog at that time......... NO PROBLEM!

[NucularSoldier]

At 1/30/08 11:18 AM, bigbadron wrote: what makes tomorrow that much more special than every other day?

Exactly what I was thinking.

[TheThing]

At 1/30/08 11:33 AM, Sidorio wrote:

At 1/30/08 11:22 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'm totally participating in this!
But 4:30 for who? Do you do it when the NG site says it's 4:30?

Let's just say 4.30 where each of us lives, so we don't have do work out time difference. Remember to share when your time comes.

Or you can just do it 4:30 NG time. But that would be the sensible thing to do, and having everyone jack off at the same time is generally not too sensible.

Plus, I do it on a daily basis.

[gregaaron89]

What time would that be in Eastern? And I'm kind of chafed from yesterday, ouch... I had quite a wank. Don't know if I can participate.

[JagAlskirDiG]

Damn you guys.. Tommorow is my B-day.

I don't want half the world to be wanking...

[Mis-Diagnosed]

My parents have overtime for the rest of the week, so I'll have a couple hours to myself.

[TacticalShoe]

Tomorrow, eh?

I have one class tomorrow and it gets over at 9:15AM. Good idea.