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How much do you masterbate?

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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 09:32:28


I NEVER DO THAT, YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 09:32:37


I rarely masturbate. I use to go at it like rabbits do with sex. But normally I fit in about 3-5 times a month.

A day that I wank, is a day that I'm bored.


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 09:34:53


once a day. sometime's twice.


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 09:37:23


At 12/29/07 09:30 AM, LastSpartan wrote: It's not to your face, but uhh... you know...

If this is an attempt to guilt trip me, then its failing.
Its a forum, not her face.
I know very well that its perverted, but there are plenty other perverts on NG besides me and a very good chunk of them are even worse than me, you can't really call me a pervert in comparison.
I still have no actual word from here that its rude, let her tell me--not you.
3 words and you're on my case, just let it go.


what happened to this place?

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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 09:39:31


At 12/29/07 09:14 AM, LastSpartan wrote:
At 12/29/07 09:09 AM, knuxrouge wrote:
Gentlemen don't openly tell women to their face that imagining them masterbate is hot.

Yeah but in real life to you openly tell people you dont know how much you masturbate?
Seriously it's the internet, cut him some slack.

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 09:50:08


At 12/29/07 09:42 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Shame, would be a better word...

Shame is a word that does not exist on the internet. To have shame is not to feel sorrow, there is a difference.

So 'cause its not to her face, that makes it ok to say, hmm?

People openly say "You should grab his cock". How the hell is that in comparison to "Thats so hot"
Dude, get off my case.

In my 6 months as a regular on the BBS, I have never seen anyone say what you have.

"Thats so hot", I'm pretty sure people have said that thousands of times on NG.

She's not online right now, maybe you could save yourself the trouble by apologising already, and I'll pass it on to her. Or maybe you could just PM her?

I don't need a mesenger.

Either way, it was never my intention to beat an apology out of you.

I never said it was. But to let you know I'm not some fat kid no0b on the computer with no life, I said I would apologize if she said she found it offensive.

And even if I was, its not really any of your business, get off my case.
I'm done spamming this thread arguing with you. Whine and bitch about 3 words on your own time.


what happened to this place?

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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 10:21:03


eh, 6 or 7 on a busy day, but if i got nothin to do, theres no tellin how many times.


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 10:21:13


i can't count that high


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 10:32:51


I'm Cronic with the jerking, like 6-8 times a day, if its a holiday or weekend, and I'm not doing anything that day. If I do something with a friend, its down like 6 times and a show will cut it down maybe 2 times.


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 11:03:41


about once or twice a day


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 11:12:29


Three times a week

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 11:14:26


Two, three times a day?

Well, at least once a day.

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 11:16:24


just 1.. maybe 2 if i have extra energy, but theyre always atleast 6 hours apart.. if i go more than 2, for some reason i feel drained and kinda tired..


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 11:17:49


Well lets see I just did it now and maybe three more times today.


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 11:20:13


Too much.

....3

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"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2007-12-29 11:38:18


About once a day. But I skip some days so it's really about 5 times a week.

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 04:33:08


:D
Yummy i like this converstation i would to continue it after i have finished peeing


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 04:34:14


3mpd


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 04:34:20


Once a day

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 04:46:15


On week days, around two times a day. I'm almost always guaranteed my morning whack, if I can't get it in I'm pissy in the mornings. Weekends nights are another story, when I don't hangout with any of my friends (which is what usually happens), it can be from four to seven times a night.

One day we got onto the topic of masturbation in gym once, someone brought up how often we "love ourselves." I dwarfed their numbers of three to five times a week. I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed, probaly the latter. ._.

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 04:59:23


5 times A DAY.

That's 35 times a week and that's just when I;m normal. I masturbate 7 times if I get really super horny. So it's 35-45 a week.

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 05:07:49


At 12/29/07 11:35 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: I dont think i want to know how much you masterbate.

It's all in the first post, how could you miss that?


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 05:09:24


i'd say about once a day during the holidays but about 4 times a week during school


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 05:50:45


once a day...sometimes 2..regularly 2 also. Want to know the funny thing?

I have a girlfriend and on top of me doing it once or twice a day...we fool around...ALOT. So yeah I guess i'm weird :/

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 05:53:08


if i tell you 0 you will belive me?


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 07:33:59


LIEA!


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Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 07:36:47


what does masterbate mean???

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 07:55:36


At 1/1/08 07:36 AM, the-abuser wrote: what does masterbate mean???

Ah ha ha! Oh, wow!

If you don't know, you're probably too young for this site kid!

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 08:35:25


I bate my master everyday.

Response to How much do you masterbate? 2008-01-01 08:46:16


At 12/29/07 08:09 AM, fuy wrote: You're all gonna die early

Yes they will lol..