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Incest: The Board Game

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Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:22:08


You guys seriously corrupted me.

I used to be a really good student, but today I accidentally merged internets with real life and had to face the consequence.

Anyway, it was a graphics lesson. Graphics is like art for autistic people, and it's pretty shit. We're designing board games at the moment. Everybody on my table was pissing around, coming up with stupid ideas. Suddenly, I thought up a great game.

Incest: The Board Game.

The rules were simple. You played as the parents and had to go around the house collecting dildos and condoms. When you had enough, you had to race to the daughters room and rape her. It's your fault I thought this up, NG. I would never have done that two years ago.

Anyway, we had a laugh about it, and I drew the front cover because I didn't feel like doing any work. To cut a long story short, my teacher found it and wasn't amused. Apparently he's going to call my parents when they get home.

Once again, this is all of you peoples fault. Thanks for corrupting me.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:23:18


I laughed. Sounds like a fun game, though.

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:23:54


Not funny.

Wow, incest as a board game. Then you rape people.

ORIGINALITY ENSUES.

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:24:01


when is it out for general release?


Stop looking

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:24:36


get the fuck out ng'er.

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:25:19


At 11/16/07 11:24 AM, SCUD14 wrote: when is it out for general release?

I hope Hasbro buys the rights to it!

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:26:41


At 11/16/07 11:24 AM, blackbetty86 wrote: get the fuck out ng'er.

jewfag.
lol at busted. lol at board game.

lol at you.
lol at so many lols, even tho a chuckle never escaped my lips.


Bananabreadmuffin and his godly 30k post. I need flash artists.Yes, i win. Yes, you fail. No, you may NOT kiss me. Yes, you may suck my dick.

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:26:59


To clear up my flame, let me get this straight.

Usually I laugh at this kind of stuff, but come on, it gets old eventually. I think it's just a variation on a VERY used joke.

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:29:09


lol It's all relative.

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:34:16


At 11/16/07 11:26 AM, CarChaseCityMan wrote: Usually I laugh at this kind of stuff, but come on, it gets old eventually. I think it's just a variation on a VERY used joke.

Pft. People have their lives ruined by parent rape is always funny.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:34:26


Well, at least that was somewhat creative.

Usually, some guy on 4chan will see a "funny" one-liner joke related to incest or rape and just repeat it on Newgrounds, thinking he's super original. Or vice versa. The whole shit then spreads like a virus.

You actually created something original and artistic from a shitty meme. That's something to be commended for, as long as no one actually rapes any people.

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:36:19


At 11/16/07 11:29 AM, Brick-top wrote: lol It's all relative.

Jokes are not Pepsi bottles, recycling them makes no sense.


Bananabreadmuffin and his godly 30k post. I need flash artists.Yes, i win. Yes, you fail. No, you may NOT kiss me. Yes, you may suck my dick.

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:54:39


At 11/16/07 11:53 AM, MrFinland wrote: Only you could think of something like this. Well good luck for trying to explain everything to your parents.

Oh boy, that'll be fun.

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:56:25


me wants to pl3h


if you cant read this say "hip hop tough but totally gay underneath"

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:58:05


Show your parents this thread...


illicit makes a damn good signature.

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:58:16


Oh maan, I well shouldve done that in graphics last year, I wouldve got better than what my work got me.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 11:59:39


I'd buy that game.


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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:00:10


At 11/16/07 11:58 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: Show your parents this thread...

Hey mom, it wasn't my fault!

Bull shit, you're just a suck fuck.

NO! It's these guys!

OH SHI- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:05:37


At 11/16/07 12:00 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote: Bull shit, you're just a suck fuck.

I take it you mean sick fuck?

LOL BUMP.

Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:06:32


At 11/16/07 12:05 PM, Sidorio wrote:
At 11/16/07 12:00 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote: Bull shit, you're just a suck fuck.
I take it you mean sick fuck?
LOL BUMP.

LOL suck fuck.

Newest insult, anyone?

Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:06:45


At 11/16/07 12:05 PM, Sidorio wrote:
At 11/16/07 12:00 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote: Bull shit, you're just a suck fuck.
I take it you mean sick fuck?
LOL BUMP.

Haha. Best spelling error ever!

Or was it?

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:11:52


I don't know how funny rape can be, but i sure got an idea!


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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:16:59


I realised that the BBS was corrupting my brain when I said "I hope you get cancer" really casually as if it's nothing after he laughed at me nearly choking on some coffee. Then there was another time when I had to give an example of information in ICT so I put something along the lines of "After 72 weeks, Chris (someone who sits next to me) found out from the doctor that he had AIDS and serve form of blood cancer (lucimia)" (obviously including the correct spelling of blood cancer).

Then there's my rather dark sense of humour some people freak out about, such as me laughing at 9/11.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:21:35


In RS once I drew a picture of god giving birth to jesus.
The teacher called me 'sick'.


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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:38:06


Oh no! Someone's gonna get raped by his parents!


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:43:00


you are a sick person. never think about fucking your own sister. Instead, think of something fun, like staying over at your best friends house, and fucking HIS sister. (done it twice now. she cant wait for the third.)


Bananabreadmuffin and his godly 30k post. I need flash artists.Yes, i win. Yes, you fail. No, you may NOT kiss me. Yes, you may suck my dick.

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:45:22


ng'ers ftw


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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:47:11


Thats a suck fuck game.


If I could name one person I respect.........it probably would be me. oh and the guy who lives here

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 12:51:32


At 11/16/07 12:43 PM, demonofthehiddenmist wrote: you are a sick person. never think about fucking your own sister. Instead, think of something fun, like staying over at your best friends house, and fucking HIS sister. (done it twice now. she cant wait for the third.)

You've heard of the good old "switch-a-roo" right? Yes, that's right you mother-fucker.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to Incest: The Board Game 2007-11-16 13:04:00


At 11/16/07 12:51 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: You've heard of the good old "switch-a-roo" right? Yes, that's right you mother-fucker.

um, ok? sure, whatever you say. *confused, half stoned ramblings*


Bananabreadmuffin and his godly 30k post. I need flash artists.Yes, i win. Yes, you fail. No, you may NOT kiss me. Yes, you may suck my dick.

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