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Last night/this morning, I was really bored, so I decided to go on IMVU (you know, that 3D instant messenger you always see advertised here and on MySpace) for the first time in ages. I was talking to my friend on MSN at the same time, and I clicked on Chat Now, which puts you in a room with a random person so you can get chatting quickly. I was put into this room with this girl who seemed to be OK, even though she asked strange questions like 'Have you verified your email?', etc. :|
Anyway, at some point, she asked me if I wanted to be her 'online bf'. Slightly stunned, I went to respond to my MSN contact, and when I came back, I had the response in the picture below...
This is the point where things began to get really strange...

There are some lonely women out there.

Oh and those shoes do not go with that top.

42/m/cali

MSN IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT ME????????????????? YOU HATE ME?????????????????????

:(

Right... Looks like you got a bright one there. Good luck with that.

That is really sad...

THIS is why women should be kept in the kitchen.

At 10/22/07 07:55 AM, McPaper wrote: There are some lonely women out there.

Oh and those shoes do not go with that top.

She kept asking me to change clothes to match her outfit, and lose my penguin, because he was 'annoying'. :|

At 10/22/07 07:56 AM, Yiffy wrote: MSN IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT ME????????????????? YOU HATE ME?????????????????????

(

Bear in mind, I'd been talking to this girl for about a full five minutes when this happened.

Continuing on...
Trying to keep control of the situation, I tried being diplomatic with an ambiguous answer, and this was the response...

At 10/22/07 07:56 AM, Yiffy wrote: MSN IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT ME????????????????? YOU HATE ME?????????????????????

(

no babe ofcourse i dont

wait what

Then she got angry...

You should chat with her weekly and post it here, it will be a very popular thread.

At 10/22/07 08:07 AM, Syphonik wrote: You should chat with her weekly and post it here, it will be a very popular thread.

I might do that.
Not sure if she went ahead with the threat of cancelling her friend request though.
She got violent after that... :(

Rofl thats pretty weird. It's not like you started talking to her with that in mind either. There are some sad people out ther on the net.

At 10/22/07 08:09 AM, FullyClothedMike wrote:

At 10/22/07 08:07 AM, Syphonik wrote: You should chat with her weekly and post it here, it will be a very popular thread.

I might do that.
Not sure if she went ahead with the threat of cancelling her friend request though.
She got violent after that... :(

Lol, I laughed pretty loud at that.

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

At 10/22/07 08:11 AM, Countevil wrote: Rofl thats pretty weird. It's not like you started talking to her with that in mind either. There are some sad people out ther on the net.

Amen.
It's pretty hilarious though.
Imagine if that happened in real life!
The police would be called!
The internet can make peoples' insecurities and flaws amazingly obvious.
Funny that.
Must be the anonymity.
Look what happens when you sit like a man with a short-cut dress on...

Amen.
It's pretty hilarious though.
Imagine if that happened in real life!
The police would be called!
The internet can make peoples' insecurities and flaws amazingly obvious.
Funny that.
Must be the anonymity.
Look what happens when you sit like a man with a short-cut dress on...

lol I wonder if she noticed.
It's probubly one of those sad guys that pretends to be girls.

crazy chick, thats happened 2 me i think 4 times, its either some guy messing with u, or a psycho chick, lol

Haha it's amusing, cause it's like the psychotic stereotype girlfriend (I should know, I am one)

The usual 'you said you'd call me, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?!?! YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!! WHO IS SHE?!'

But one....it's online and two...you hadn't started going out yet...and three....this is just highly amusing and rather pathetic looking. And I highly doubt she looks like the character she designed. Maybe if you added about 200 pounds.

She has horrible taste

Reminds me of the time I posed as a 15 year old high school cheerleader and this guy, who was supposedly 15 as well, kept asking me questions like if I ever touched myself or got drunk....

Apologies for the double-post but the part where she says 'you don't know how to appreciate someone like me' or whatever she said....all I could think was 'I don't think ANYONE knows how to appreciate or deal with someone like...you'

Also lost-chances - I got that song stuck in my head when I read the title too

What if he/she was just doing this for the lulz?

At 10/22/07 08:41 AM, Kaizoku wrote: What if he/she was just doing this for the lulz?

I would like to think so.

At 10/22/07 08:37 AM, ChaiLatte wrote: I'm sooooooo getting this chat thing.

Make sure you add me on it. :P

At 10/22/07 08:37 AM, BobbyJenkins wrote: But one....it's online and two...you hadn't started going out yet...and three....this is just highly amusing and rather pathetic looking...

And four, I'd only met her five minutes ago!

At 10/22/07 08:38 AM, Syphonik wrote: Reminds me of the time I posed as a 15 year old high school cheerleader and this guy, who was supposedly 15 as well, kept asking me questions like if I ever touched myself or got drunk....

Yep, people always ask if you're single and a virgin.
I don't know why...

At 10/22/07 08:41 AM, BobbyJenkins wrote: Apologies for the double-post but the part where she says 'you don't know how to appreciate someone like me' or whatever she said....all I could think was 'I don't think ANYONE knows how to appreciate or deal with someone like...you'

Amen.

Also lost-chances - I got that song stuck in my head when I read the title too

My little plan worked... >:)

At 10/22/07 08:41 AM, Kaizoku wrote: What if he/she was just doing this for the lulz?

God, I hope she is.
She's needs help if she's actually like that all the time. :|

At 10/22/07 07:58 AM, Rawrsome wrote: THIS is why women should be kept in the kitchen.

amen.

That's not a woman, that's a.....Bicycle.

At 10/22/07 08:25 AM, FullyClothedMike wrote: Look what happens when you sit like a man with a short-cut dress on...

Fap?

At 10/22/07 08:41 AM, BobbyJenkins wrote: Also lost-chances - I got that song stuck in my head when I read the title too

Can't say it's a bad thing. It is a good song.

Crazy bitch.
Those shorts/3 quarter lengths really, really dont go with the top.