There must be a reason that MarioBro42 hates pornography and anything erotic so much, So I compiled a list of exactly why,
1. The Intellectual
He thinks that Pornography is hugely juvenile, so sees himself as better then everyone by not viewing it, though this is very pedantic, it could be true
2. The Closet
He wanks 60 times a day, but is so ashamed by it, he feels that he needs to hide it, and in public sees it as abhorent,
3. The Abused
He was molested or raped as a young child, and therefore sees anything erotic or sexual in any way as dirty or as It could hurt someone, and due to the deep seated fear of it, he may have blacked it out, though still, the feeling towards it still remains.
4. The Lover
He is in a relationship (!?) and feels that he is being disloyal to his lover if he sees anything erotic that has no relation with her, or without her permission.
5. Rage
He, through some obscure twist of fate, was hurt in some way by pornography, so sees it as deuisgusting as it damages people.
