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I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:45:16 Reply

There must be a reason that MarioBro42 hates pornography and anything erotic so much, So I compiled a list of exactly why,

1. The Intellectual

He thinks that Pornography is hugely juvenile, so sees himself as better then everyone by not viewing it, though this is very pedantic, it could be true

2. The Closet

He wanks 60 times a day, but is so ashamed by it, he feels that he needs to hide it, and in public sees it as abhorent,

3. The Abused

He was molested or raped as a young child, and therefore sees anything erotic or sexual in any way as dirty or as It could hurt someone, and due to the deep seated fear of it, he may have blacked it out, though still, the feeling towards it still remains.

4. The Lover

He is in a relationship (!?) and feels that he is being disloyal to his lover if he sees anything erotic that has no relation with her, or without her permission.

5. Rage

He, through some obscure twist of fate, was hurt in some way by pornography, so sees it as deuisgusting as it damages people.

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:45:48 Reply

1 and 4 are true


Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:46:59 Reply

Don't feed the fucking troll it will just keep coming back!

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:47:00 Reply

2 is correct.


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:48:13 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:45 PM, mariobro42 wrote: 1 and 4 are true

That's what they all say.


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:50:15 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:47 PM, Sekhem wrote: 2 is correct.

You don't even know me in real life (unless you're stalking me from afar), so you cannot judge.


Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:50:36 Reply

I have a theory.

Shut up.


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:50:57 Reply

6. Troll

He's just trying to piss all of you of, in which he is succeeding. Instead of making threads about him, just ignore him.


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:51:40 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:50 PM, Kidiri wrote: 6. Troll

He's just trying to piss all of you of, in which he is succeeding. Instead of making threads about him, just ignore him.

7. FINNtroll

An awesome "folk metal" band from Finland, but sings in Swedish because it sounds "damn trollish"

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:52:29 Reply

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How the fuck do you remember your user name with you log in?

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:53:30 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:45 PM, mariobro42 wrote: 1 and 4 are true

In reply to one, that is EXTREMLEY pretentious, (I know I made the typo of using Pedantic, but fuck it)

In reply to four, I'm in a relationship, and I wank daily, almost all kids my age do, so I wouldn't be suprised if she knew. Masturbation is compley normal, it's a way for people to release pent up sexual feelings, In some cases when these feelings are repressed terrible things can happen such as someone getting raped.

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:55:58 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:53 PM, DeadBolt wrote: In reply to four, I'm in a relationship, and I wank daily, almost all kids my age do, so I wouldn't be suprised if she knew. Masturbation is compley normal, it's a way for people to release pent up sexual feelings, In some cases when these feelings are repressed terrible things can happen such as someone getting raped.

Just because your testosterone levels are through the roof doesn't mean everyone else's are. And I fail to see how not masturbating results in getting raped.


Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 14:59:49 Reply

mariobro42 manages to piss off many people with a post count lower than 3000.

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:00:37 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:59 PM, Socrates wrote: mariobro42 manages to piss off many people with a post count lower than 3000.

Jesus you'd think post count meant nothing...

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:00:50 Reply

Pff, why would you closet wanking 60 times a day? Thats an accomplishment right there.


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:01:12 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:55 PM, mariobro42 wrote: Just because your testosterone levels are through the roof doesn't mean everyone else's are. And I fail to see how not masturbating results in getting raped.

The feelings get pent up. Imagine it as a jar with a sealed top with water being pumped in from below through a pipe, the water represents the sexual urges, and the Jar the persons mind. The Jar will fill up with the water until it bursts, the bursting representing the urges getting to much and the person taking these urges physically.

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:06:25 Reply

Still deadbolt you are a fagg just by dedicating a whole thread to rant about someone who hates porn. So what? he hates porn leave him alone


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:10:23 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:55 PM, mariobro42 wrote:
At 9/24/07 02:53 PM, DeadBolt wrote: In reply to four, I'm in a relationship, and I wank daily, almost all kids my age do, so I wouldn't be suprised if she knew. Masturbation is compley normal, it's a way for people to release pent up sexual feelings, In some cases when these feelings are repressed terrible things can happen such as someone getting raped.
Just because your testosterone levels are through the roof

I sort of get the idea that you're an unwanted biproduct of your parent's latest night-hump, and they thought "hell, why not, it's fun to toy around with", so they used you as an experiment by telling you the most conservative thoughts about masturbation just to see what would happen...

...am I right? It seems more realistic than anything else I can think of

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:12:14 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:50 PM, mariobro42 wrote:
At 9/24/07 02:47 PM, Sekhem wrote: 2 is correct.
You don't even know me in real life (unless you're stalking me from afar), so you cannot judge.

I know you better than you might think.


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:14:04 Reply

It's probably because of 3.


Also, cocks.

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:14:37 Reply

At 9/24/07 03:01 PM, DeadBolt wrote: The feelings get pent up. etc

So they wouldn't be getting raped, they'd be doing the rape.


Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:16:14 Reply

At 9/24/07 03:14 PM, mariobro42 wrote:
At 9/24/07 03:01 PM, DeadBolt wrote: The feelings get pent up. etc
So they wouldn't be getting raped, they'd be doing the rape.

Quit being such a hypocritical piece of shit.


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:17:25 Reply

At 9/24/07 03:14 PM, mariobro42 wrote:
At 9/24/07 03:01 PM, DeadBolt wrote: The feelings get pent up. etc
So they wouldn't be getting raped, they'd be doing the rape.

When did I say they (the person holding in his feelings) would get raped?

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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:17:33 Reply

At 9/24/07 03:14 PM, mariobro42 wrote:
At 9/24/07 03:01 PM, DeadBolt wrote: The feelings get pent up. etc
So they wouldn't be getting raped, they'd be doing the rape.

That's what he said.


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:20:15 Reply

Well, mariobro42 seems quite busy with this thread. Why don't we just ask him.. why do you hate porn?

I don't like it either.. wait, I'm a she.

I'm not clever or witty. Chances are you'll make fun of my post now.
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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:21:52 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:46 PM, HairyHungarian wrote: Don't feed the fucking troll it will just keep coming back!

What if we poision is food?


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Response to I have a theory 2007-09-24 15:24:09 Reply

At 9/24/07 02:46 PM, HairyHungarian wrote: Don't feed the fucking troll it will just keep coming back!

Nah, it's fun fucking with him.


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