Pretend your a girl scout for a second, and you're sellin candy to buy hearing aids for the blind.
What tactical manuvours would you implicate to sell your product?
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At 8/5/07 02:40 AM, FrozenSheep wrote: Pretend your a girl scout for a second, and you're sellin candy to buy hearing aids for the blind.
What tactical manuvours would you implicate to sell your product?
Bring your daddy with you who has a shotgun.
Works like a charm.
Out source it to large men in trench coats who offer you it from their cars. Tell them you will give them ten percent of the profit and anything else they catch.
At 8/5/07 02:40 AM, FrozenSheep wrote: Pretend your a girl scout for a second, and you're sellin candy to buy hearing aids for the blind.
What tactical manuvours would you implicate to sell your product?
Doing Barrel Rolls.
Seriously.
At 8/5/07 02:43 AM, Cazale wrote: Cleavage.
Pedos everywhere would cheer.
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Tell them if you buy 2 butterfingers, you will give them a blow job or if you are a guy, tell them your respectful of women's rights. I know the streets.
BMX JOE
Find a hazard in someones driveway, like a hose pulled out. Go up to the door and sell your stuff. If he/she rejects your candy say alright and go to the hazard and trip over it.
Then say "My parents are lawyers they will help! Can you buy some candy to make me feel better and to not have to make my daddy angry?"
At 8/5/07 02:40 AM, FrozenSheep wrote: Pretend your a girl scout for a second, and you're sellin candy to buy hearing aids for the blind.
What tactical manuvours would you implicate to sell your product?
That's a perfect maneuver right there, give 'em that story.
Buya
At 8/5/07 02:52 AM, jwags1 wrote:At 8/5/07 02:40 AM, FrozenSheep wrote: Pretend your a girl scout for a second, and you're sellin candy to buy hearing aids for the blind.That's a perfect maneuver right there, give 'em that story.
What tactical manuvours would you implicate to sell your product?
you could also say your buying new wheel chairs for the deaf.
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Outsource it to India.
Hungry people there, cheap labour. Everyone else is doing it, why not girl scouts?
Oh. Your. God.
At 8/5/07 03:00 AM, Mr-Silv3r wrote: Outsource it to India.
Hungry people there, cheap labour. Everyone else is doing it, why not girl scouts?
hmmmmmm....
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Tell them it's natural ice crystals from the Fountain of Youth and they'll pass out when they found it was laced, then take their wallets and smash their front windows
Just a idea, but you could:
Say that the money goes for the hungry childs in Africa.
If they reject, you shall:
1. Start bitching at them about how greedy and fucking dumb they are.
2. If they call the police wait for them to come and then tell them, that the person you tryied to sell some candy to, started rape you. (What proof do he/she have that she didn't)
3. If you can, go to the person (who you wanted to seel candy to) and say: "If you buy 100 packs of candy, I'll not sue you.
bring a hooker with you, male or female depending on the sex or orientation of the buyer, and, well, you know the rest
At 8/5/07 02:43 AM, Genis0100 wrote: Out source it to large men in trench coats who offer you it from their cars. Tell them you will give them ten percent of the profit and anything else they catch.
Exactly.
Never fails.
I'll use my magic book of spells to fly to all of the countries and sell them to rich people for a kajillion pounds!
bro at me come
At 8/5/07 03:39 AM, Lagatag wrote: Show my 11 year old tits.
Now im with this guy right here ^_^
lag=epic WIN!
I'm the only pretty boy on NewGrounds!
At 8/5/07 02:40 AM, FrozenSheep wrote:
What tactical manuvours would you implicate to sell your product?
I would make sure that bedn wasn't there, he'd steal all of your candy
Wait a sec. It just hit me. I would freaking punch anyone trying to get me to give money to someone so they could buy hearing aids for the BLIND!
" Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Steal their wallets when they're unconcious, and then draw on them.
Every thread I touch, dies.
Shakily write in black paint on an unmarked white van: "Free Cadny"
Kill them - Take all their money - Leave a piece of candy
...
At 8/5/07 02:43 AM, Genis0100 wrote: Out source it to large men in trench coats who offer you it from their cars.
And fedora hats.
At 8/5/07 07:43 AM, Tahnok wrote: 1. Get hold of Bedn.
2. ?!?!
3. Profit.
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