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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 20:01:55 Reply

At 7/25/07 07:13 PM, Erect-Vagina wrote: Thrust your hot, throbbing cock into his tight, virgin anus.

WHAT THE FUCK


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 20:25:04 Reply

At 7/25/07 07:06 PM, SuperShad wrote: Every time we play Mortal Kombat,He Laughs every time he gets hit,He Wins A SINGLE FUCKING ROUND,and acts like the king of the world,He laughs at everything accept WHAT ACTUALLY IS FUNNY,And to top it all off,He has the intelligence of a retarded 3-year-old.What do I do?

My dumbass brother is the same way, also he doesnt care if he makes a fool of himself, making me look bad that fucking prick.


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 20:36:01 Reply

Shout "I challenge you to mortal combat!" then beat the fuck outta him, it's the only (cool) way.


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 20:39:28 Reply

HAHAHA! This reminds me of when I was seven. I was with my cousin and we were playing some Disney racing game or some shit, and he kept winning. And he laughed and was like, "You suck, I keep winning, hahahalolroflbitch."

So I threw the controller at his mouth. He lost a tooth chipped two other ones and was bleeding everywhere, and was crying like a little bitch, lol.

I wish I said, "You suck, I won."

lmao whammy

But yeah, do that. Throw the controller at his face.


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 20:39:59 Reply

I Tried Kicking him out,But he threatens to burn my Playboys!

Not the playboys.....
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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 20:40:01 Reply

Cockslap him.


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 20:57:19 Reply

At 7/29/07 08:36 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Shout "I challenge you to mortal combat!" then beat the fuck outta him, it's the only (cool) way.

That is by far, THEE best idea.

:yay kick his ass and rip his spine out of his back wee!


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:19:03 Reply

No one here has a reasonable explanation. Just ask your mom to tell him off or something, or just ask him kindly to stop. If it doesn't work, call up his parents or something. Ask them to help him calm down. He wants to have fun, and side effects of his fun is being a dick. I've met so many kids like that kid. Don't stoop to his level. If all else fails, whenever his pisses you off, grab a squeeze toy or a pillow and squeeze/punch it.


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:20:49 Reply

My cousin is a dick.

He yells and whines every time I win, yet brag when I lose.


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:28:56 Reply

Just sock him in the face.

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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:47:46 Reply

Wait... a living, talking, walking penis beat you at Mortal Kombat!? Amazing!


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:49:10 Reply

My brother used to punch me in the arm when I beat him... I think I subliminally taught myself to suck at video games...


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 22:20:21 Reply

DUDE SHOW HIM ALL THESE POSTS AND SEE IF HE STOPS


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 22:59:56 Reply

IS HESSSS


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 23:05:02 Reply

your cousin is not a dick..........he is a dickface

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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 23:37:10 Reply

If anyone thinks that my earlier post makes me a pussy, you're right. I listen to Maroon 5 and get dirty orgasms from it. It's Thuper Duper! O.O


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 23:44:09 Reply

i dont know just beat him up or something people like that are annoying

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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:00:19 Reply

At 7/29/07 09:47 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: Wait... a living, talking, walking penis beat you at Mortal Kombat!? Amazing!

He Threw A Playboy in my Face!

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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:02:11 Reply

Practice mortal kombat like theres no tommorow then next time he comes over, LAY DOWN SOME OWNAGE!!!!


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:04:53 Reply

At 7/29/07 08:39 PM, Kezelevich wrote:
So I threw the controller at his mouth. He lost a tooth chipped two other ones and was bleeding everywhere, and was crying like a little bitch, lol.

Uhhh...go see a doctor you've got mental issues...


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:05:45 Reply

Since when did commas replace fullstops?


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:06:14 Reply

That story is so interesting and relevant to my life, I'm going to post it on my myspace, Newgrounds Blog, personal blog and xanga, so people would know.

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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:06:35 Reply

the answer is simple. you kill yourself and him. right now. go. do it. we dont care. why the fuck would we wanna hear about this. give me one fucking element of this story that someone who doesnt know you would care about. there is non. go die in a hole somewhere


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:09:32 Reply

At 7/25/07 07:10 PM, SuperShad wrote:
At 7/25/07 07:07 PM, alphamosh wrote:
Don't play Mortal Kombat.
He Forces me to watch gay porn if I don't.

That's it! Challenge him to MK but then fool him into watching gay porn!

Wait, he has a gay porn video? LMFAO


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