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My cousin is A Dick.

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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:19:03


No one here has a reasonable explanation. Just ask your mom to tell him off or something, or just ask him kindly to stop. If it doesn't work, call up his parents or something. Ask them to help him calm down. He wants to have fun, and side effects of his fun is being a dick. I've met so many kids like that kid. Don't stoop to his level. If all else fails, whenever his pisses you off, grab a squeeze toy or a pillow and squeeze/punch it.


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:20:49


My cousin is a dick.

He yells and whines every time I win, yet brag when I lose.


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:28:56


Just sock him in the face.

Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:47:46


Wait... a living, talking, walking penis beat you at Mortal Kombat!? Amazing!


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 21:49:10


My brother used to punch me in the arm when I beat him... I think I subliminally taught myself to suck at video games...


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 22:20:21


DUDE SHOW HIM ALL THESE POSTS AND SEE IF HE STOPS


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 22:59:56


IS HESSSS


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 23:05:02


your cousin is not a dick..........he is a dickface

Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 23:37:10


If anyone thinks that my earlier post makes me a pussy, you're right. I listen to Maroon 5 and get dirty orgasms from it. It's Thuper Duper! O.O


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-07-29 23:44:09


i dont know just beat him up or something people like that are annoying

Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:00:19


At 7/29/07 09:47 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: Wait... a living, talking, walking penis beat you at Mortal Kombat!? Amazing!

He Threw A Playboy in my Face!

Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:02:11


Practice mortal kombat like theres no tommorow then next time he comes over, LAY DOWN SOME OWNAGE!!!!


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:04:53


At 7/29/07 08:39 PM, Kezelevich wrote:
So I threw the controller at his mouth. He lost a tooth chipped two other ones and was bleeding everywhere, and was crying like a little bitch, lol.

Uhhh...go see a doctor you've got mental issues...


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:06:14


That story is so interesting and relevant to my life, I'm going to post it on my myspace, Newgrounds Blog, personal blog and xanga, so people would know.

Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:06:35


the answer is simple. you kill yourself and him. right now. go. do it. we dont care. why the fuck would we wanna hear about this. give me one fucking element of this story that someone who doesnt know you would care about. there is non. go die in a hole somewhere


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Response to My cousin is A Dick. 2007-08-31 13:09:32


At 7/25/07 07:10 PM, SuperShad wrote:
At 7/25/07 07:07 PM, alphamosh wrote:
Don't play Mortal Kombat.
He Forces me to watch gay porn if I don't.

That's it! Challenge him to MK but then fool him into watching gay porn!

Wait, he has a gay porn video? LMFAO


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