Every time we play Mortal Kombat,He Laughs every time he gets hit,He Wins A SINGLE FUCKING ROUND,and acts like the king of the world,He laughs at everything accept WHAT ACTUALLY IS FUNNY,And to top it all off,He has the intelligence of a retarded 3-year-old.What do I do?
My cousin is A Dick.
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You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.
Slap him and then laugh at him...
:Then kick him out of your house. Nuff said.
At 7/25/07 07:06 PM, SuperShad wrote: He has the intelligence of a retarded 3-year-old.
Why am I not amused by this?
At 7/25/07 07:06 PM, SuperShad wrote: Every time we play Mortal Kombat,He Laughs every time he gets hit,He Wins A SINGLE FUCKING ROUND,and acts like the king of the world,He laughs at everything accept WHAT ACTUALLY IS FUNNY,And to top it all off,He has the intelligence of a retarded 3-year-old.What do I do?
Don't play Mortal Kombat.
At 7/25/07 07:08 PM, Armitage217 wrote: sorry but I wont read that
Then why the hell did you post?
Way to start on the forums.
At 7/25/07 07:07 PM, alphamosh wrote:
Don't play Mortal Kombat.
He Forces me to watch gay porn if I don't.
At 7/25/07 07:07 PM, alphamosh wrote:
Don't play Mortal Kombat.
Thats kind of extreme, dont you think?
You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.
Raiden + Staff + ??? = Profit.
At least, if you're playing Deadly Alliance.
At 7/25/07 07:09 PM, YoungAndWise wrote:At 7/25/07 07:08 PM, Armitage217 wrote: sorry but I wont read thatThen why the hell did you post?
Way to start on the forums.
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At 7/25/07 07:10 PM, SuperShad wrote:At 7/25/07 07:07 PM, alphamosh wrote:He Forces me to watch gay porn if I don't.
Don't play Mortal Kombat.
I LOL'd so hard.
But seriously, don't play Mortal Kombat with him.
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Thrust your hot, throbbing cock into his tight, virgin anus.
Advice: never play Marvel Ultimate Alliance around anybody under 15. They'll be like "OOOO!!! LOOK I CAN FLY"
My 7 year old cousin did that every 5 secs. He'd play as Thor (I think) and just fly around the whole time while running into every door way and every enemy while not helping me at all and making the easiest bosses extremely hard
At 7/25/07 07:12 PM, Strength wrote: Ignore his immaturity then. Don't let his moronic actions bother you, or distract you from beating his ass at MK. Now go! REMACTH!
He Follows me EVERYWHERE.Even in My Room.He busts down the door if I lock it.
At 7/25/07 07:11 PM, davidofmk771 wrote:At 7/25/07 07:07 PM, alphamosh wrote:Thats kind of extreme, dont you think?
Don't play Mortal Kombat.
I meant don't play Mortal Kombat with him.
At 7/25/07 07:06 PM, SuperShad wrote: He laughs at everything accept WHAT ACTUALLY IS FUNNY,And to top it all off,He has the intelligence of a retarded 3-year-old.What do I do?
well youre the retarded three year old
you used accept in the wrong term
that one should have been except
and at least he isnt a screen peaker or a button presser
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At 7/25/07 07:14 PM, inhalemyfart wrote
well youre the retarded three year old
you used accept in the wrong term
that one should have been except
and at least he isnt a screen peaker or a button presser
Your the retarded 3 year old for not getting that that was for comedic effect.
At 7/25/07 07:16 PM, SuperShad wrote: At 7/25/07 07:14 PM, inhalemyfart wrote
Your the retarded 3 year old for not getting that that was for comedic effect.
well youre the retarded three year old
you used accept in the wrong term
that one should have been except
and at least he isnt a screen peaker or a button presser
dont lie
youre just having a retarded streak today
it happens to me sometimes too
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At 7/25/07 07:14 PM, DeuteronomySkulls wrote: Advice: never play Marvel Ultimate Alliance around anybody under 15. They'll be like "OOOO!!! LOOK I CAN FLY"
Were talking about MK:deadly alliance dumb shit
At 7/25/07 07:07 PM, YoungAndWise wrote:At 7/25/07 07:06 PM, SuperShad wrote: He has the intelligence of a retarded 3-year-old.Why am I not amused by this?
cuz your not a retarded 5 year old.
yepp
At 7/25/07 07:14 PM, alphamosh wrote:At 7/25/07 07:11 PM, davidofmk771 wrote:I meant don't play Mortal Kombat with him.At 7/25/07 07:07 PM, alphamosh wrote:Thats kind of extreme, dont you think?
Don't play Mortal Kombat.
Oh, im sorry, but, gay porn is bad too.
You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.
At 7/25/07 07:06 PM, SuperShad wrote: Every time we play Mortal Kombat,He Laughs every time he gets hit,He Wins A SINGLE FUCKING ROUND,and acts like the king of the world,He laughs at everything accept WHAT ACTUALLY IS FUNNY,And to top it all off,He has the intelligence of a retarded 3-year-old.What do I do?
I would cut his ballsack off with a rusty meat cleaver, that way, he can't breed more retarded assholes.
At 7/25/07 07:10 PM, SuperShad wrote:At 7/25/07 07:07 PM, alphamosh wrote:He Forces me to watch gay porn if I don't.
Don't play Mortal Kombat.
now im sure you liked it
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At 7/25/07 07:41 PM, Drift-And-Die wrote: Hit him with a rake.
or Rick Roll him.
Well, the Rick Roll is kinda harsh.
You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.
