So I met this extra hot chick at a buddies house after a two day bender while I was showing a chick friend of mine a poem I posted on the BBS about eating puppies. And when I say extra hot, I mean EXTRA hot.
Needless to say, I totally used her for a wank fantasy.
Anyways, she's from a goth club where I go to dance with hot chicks (don't fucking judge me. I dance because I'm an attention whore, and because I don't like staring at the chicks all night like I'm in some kind of strip joint. Well, that and they don't hump you if you don't go over there).
Now, here's where it gets weird;
She totally banged the crap out of me.
I mean, like, it's almost as if I willed it to happen. She even had a boyfriend at the time. I flat out admited she was my fantasy girl, and she got extra hot over it.
Now, I'm not the world's most attractive guy, and by that I mean I'm at least 30 pounds overweight. I'm an extra smooth talker, but still, this girl was Playboy hot. I mean, hottest chick in the club hot.
So... jerking off to girls you might actually have sex with as opposed to porn stars can actually get you laid. I think. Or maybe just telling chicks they're your fantasy girl is enough, just make sure it's true.
Hey look guys, I'm on pain meds from my surgery. \/\/007!!111!!1