I suggest we kill all the horses

[Sidorio]

I heard today that horses farting causes 60% or something of all greenhouse gases, which is really bad and stuff. So I think we should seriously wipe them out. At least leave one hundred alive and lock them up in a big room until we find a way to stop greenhouse gases.

OHD (Operation Horse Death)
1. Develop a disease which only affects horses. This will take a while but it will be worth it.
2. Infect about one thousand horses.
3. Let them spread it around. It should be easy, I don't think they have good hygine. Dirty bastards don't even wash their hands after using the toilet.
4. Wait a few weeks.
5. Sell all the horse corpses to McDonalds.
6. Enjoy the refreshing taste of the new pound-saving McHorse Burger.
7. Relax knowing we've saved the world from the scum of the earth.

Really, it's a great idea if you ask me.

[SadisticSatisfaction]

Horses bring up bad memories for me. Lets do it.

Fucking horse genocide.

[Parigod]

60%, pfft, maybe 6%...

[Idiot-Finder]

Starting with idiots and trolls.

[max0rz]

7. Relax knowing we've saved the world from the scum of the earth.

8. Don't breathe too deep because the horse virus will now adapt and spread to humans.
9. Shut down the airports and put all infected countries on lockdown
10. Let 25% or so of human race die trying to escape the country.

See a pattern here?
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[Sidorio]

At 3/4/07 03:37 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Starting with idiots and trolls.

Nah, I think we should start with horses.

[sonicmega]

At 3/4/07 03:36 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: 60%, pfft

Exactly, the horses' "Pffft" is 60% of the problem.

LOL FART JOKES

[FattyWhale]

At 3/4/07 03:36 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: 60%, pfft, maybe 6%...

Either way, that's way too much. KILL THEM ALL

[PhatMatt17]

At 3/4/07 03:36 PM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: Horses bring up bad memories for me. Lets do it.

Fucking horse genocide.

Anyone else been raped by a horse?

[Lehfreakshow]

I have those 8-year olds..
they are like oooo horses are cute
when i younger me and a friend talked about how to kill a horse with most pain

[Reaperyami]

If we kill horses how the hell am I supposed to get to the Zora's domain from Hyrule in record time?

R.I.P Epona

[GiantDouche]

Better idea. Buttplug.

[Sidorio]

At 3/4/07 03:50 PM, Reaperyami wrote: If we kill horses how the hell am I supposed to get to the Zora's domain from Hyrule in record time?

Dragons would probably help.

[Sidorio]

Anyone else been raped by a horse?

No but one kicked me so we fed it white stones.

[1337er-than-you]

indeed. lets

[Lost-Chances]

COWS, horses do not cause that much pollution, COWS do.

[SadisticSatisfaction]

At 3/4/07 03:44 PM, PhatMatt17 wrote:

At 3/4/07 03:36 PM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: Horses bring up bad memories for me. Lets do it.

Fucking horse genocide.

Anyone else been raped by a horse?

Actually, my ex-girlfriend rode a horse you fat fuck.

[McJesus]

At 3/4/07 03:36 PM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: Horses bring up bad memories for me. Lets do it.

Fucking horse genocide.

Ditto.

Violence to horse, ftw.

[McFooFa]

But, Daniel Radcliffe needs a horse to brutally violate. =(

[Sidorio]

At 3/5/07 02:11 AM, McFooFa wrote: But, Daniel Radcliffe needs a horse to brutally violate. =(

Wait, wasn't his dad a horse?
I smell incest.

[McJesus]

Just give him a pile of n00bs.

[Kuro]

At 3/4/07 03:34 PM, Sidorio wrote: I heard today that horses farting causes 60% or something of all greenhouse gases

No fucking way.

If anything, cows do, and even that is a small percentage.

The majority of greenhouse gases are caused by cars, and factories.

[Twessel]

Or we could think of a way to make them produce the gases kangaroos fart out, which is not methane.

That would probably be safer and quicker than making a disease.

[McJesus]

We could always concentrate the gas into a high-powered rpg launcher, with smoke trail.

[SadisticMonkey]

I thought it was cows that did all the farting.

[SkunkyFluffy]

At 3/5/07 02:03 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: COWS, horses do not cause that much pollution, COWS do.

Finally, someone said it!

Oh, and then several people who didn't bother to read the thread said it again. Nice.

[Retardead]

At 3/4/07 03:43 PM, sonicmega wrote:

At 3/4/07 03:36 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: 60%, pfft

Exactly, the horses' "Pffft" is 60% of the problem.

LOL FART JOKES

LOL ROFL LMAO!

lol you got my dad's humor ¬_¬

[Syzyde]

OMFG FART JOKE!

lolslolslos >:(

But really, why don't we feed the horses in farms something different to alter their gases?

[SkunkyFluffy]

At 3/5/07 04:24 AM, Syzyde wrote: But really, why don't we feed the horses in farms something different to alter their gases?

Um, because their form of digestion naturally causes methane?

Horses are not the big culprits here, cows are. And cows are ruminants, and they have particular bacteria in their digestive tracts that create methane. Sure, you can reduce the methane component by altering the feed, but nothing is going to change the gases produced by an animal's digestive tract.

We ourselves produce methane in our excreta.

Some scientists have suggested that methane is not the most dangerous of the greenhouse gases. Carbon dioxide has been offered up as the possible Public Enemy #1 in global warming.

Do you have any suggestions as to how we might reduce the cows' C02 emissions?

[Sidorio]

We ourselves produce methane in our excreta.

Let's all kill ourselves.