Forum Topic: Last night was insane.

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:16 PM

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So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a year older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast! Reese's puffs cereal! It's candy! FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:21 PM

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Hahahahahaahaha.

Amazing!


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:21 PM

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Wow I glad for you I one of those unlucky children who wake up to their father melting their arm with his cigar every morning. I dont even get breakfast You guys cant settle for a regular breakfast OH NO you gotta have candy for breakfast you selfhish spoiled brat. If I wasnt so weak from malnutrition and bruises and factures to my legs and lowerback I come over ther a shove my crippled foot up your ass


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:23 PM

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At 7/29/07 11:21 PM, Ursiruss wrote: Wow I glad for you I one of those unlucky children who wake up to their father melting their arm with

you don't understand. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL.

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:23 PM

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That was the best thing Ive ever heard.

Ive had vagina, making me cooler than 90% of the elite assholes on the internet.
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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:26 PM

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Nice transition, well executed :D You win.


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:26 PM

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Hahahah thats incredible!

ORLY?


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:27 PM

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Live, you made me cry I laughed so hard.

Ive had vagina, making me cooler than 90% of the elite assholes on the internet.
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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:27 PM

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ahahahhaha thank you.


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:28 PM

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At 7/29/07 11:21 PM, Pokemon-Master007 wrote: Hahahahahaahaha.

Amazing!

Indeed

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:28 PM

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you totally had me going, shit now i'm hungry.

I'm 2 Legit 2 Quit


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:29 PM

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Niiiiiiiiiiice

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:30 PM

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Bel-Air variation notified.

He'd Look Just Like You'd Want Him Too, Some Kind of Slick Chrome American Prince.
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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:33 PM

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come one, come all. reese puffs are delish.

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:35 PM

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At 7/29/07 11:21 PM, Ursiruss wrote: factures to my legs and lowerback I come over ther a shove my crippled foot up your ass

Way to... threaten someone you fucked up lunatic cripple?

Good times
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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:37 PM

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i didn't see the whole reeses puffs thing coming

forgive me if my sig is wrong

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:41 PM

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At 7/29/07 11:37 PM, paintballr wrote: i didn't see the whole reeses puffs thing coming

I think you saw it all along.

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:44 PM

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I was expecting Bel-Air, but not that.

Well done.


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:45 PM

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Mmmm,,, resses

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:46 PM

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wow

if we typed as carelessly as we talked then jcndkfbnasovmaskdvnsdvnasfibjnfb.


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:48 PM

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This is going to become the new fresh prince.

I bomb atomically

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:48 PM

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get this bitch to 2 pages.

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:49 PM

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Old joke is olllldddd.

I still chuckled though.

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:50 PM

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..... but is it quite such a happy ending as it could have been?


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:56 PM

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At 7/29/07 11:50 PM, StoneGuy wrote: ..... but is it quite such a happy ending as it could have been?

i got candy for breakfast, what more could you ask for?

:sex

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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:56 PM

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She stole my goddamn Cereal !

I want it back...


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Posted at: 7/29/07 11:57 PM

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LMFAO fucking win

Goodbye Blue Monday and God bless you Mr.Rosewater.

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Posted at: 7/30/07 12:06 AM

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At 7/29/07 11:57 PM, vigilante1111 wrote: LMFAO fucking win

+ reeses.

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Posted at: 7/30/07 12:09 AM

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At 7/29/07 11:30 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Bel-Air variation notified.

Sonic adaption activated.


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Posted at: 7/30/07 12:09 AM

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pics or it didnt happen

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