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Alone on Valentines Day

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Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:13:06


So Wednesday is going to fucking suck, Why? Because its Mother fucking Valentines Day and I don't have a fucking date. And I have to work around all these luvy duby dumb shits all day.

Last year it was like this all day:

Girl: Oh Can you help me find something for my boyfriend.
Me: What can I help you find?
Girl: Oh I don't know he likes anime
Me: do you know what kind of anime?
Girl: No, <long Paus> OH This looks cute <picks up some random Children's Anime>

Guy: Shit Shit Shit, You got to help me
Me: What can I do for you sir?
Guy: I need to get my girlfriend something
Me: A CD or a Move would be a good idea
Guy: Yeah?
Me: What kind of movies does she like?
Guy: I don't know Chick Flicks I guess
Me: Okay try the Drama Section

It goes like this every fucking year, It gets on my fucking nerves.

Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:14:33


get a gf...


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Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:15:30


At 2/10/07 09:14 PM, Joshiwa wrote: get a gf...

I have one but then I have to work during the Day I get the night off. This is what happens every fucking year.

Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:16:35


At 2/10/07 09:15 PM, Oni-Kingu wrote:
At 2/10/07 09:14 PM, Joshiwa wrote: get a gf...
I have one but then I have to work during the Day I get the night off. This is what happens every fucking year.

then y complain about not having a date if u have a gf?... go on a date after work or if u get off late invite her over to watch a movie


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Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:18:24


At 2/10/07 09:16 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 2/10/07 09:15 PM, Oni-Kingu wrote:
At 2/10/07 09:14 PM, Joshiwa wrote: get a gf...
I have one but then I have to work during the Day I get the night off. This is what happens every fucking year.
then y complain about not having a date if u have a gf?... go on a date after work or if u get off late invite her over to watch a movie

I have one but then when I mean I get to go out, My G/F is out in Hawaii for her fucking sisters Wedding and I am heading to a Sushi Bar to get some dinner, and then going to the video store to rent a porn.

Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:20:35


Boo fucking hoo. The problem here is not that you don't have a girlfriend, it's that you don't have the initiative to get one. Go out and ask out a girl, maybe she'll say yes.


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Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:20:37


newgrounds is a cheap dating service site

Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:22:27


At 2/10/07 09:20 PM, shohaib wrote: newgrounds is a cheap dating service site

Oh snap. NEWGROUNDS IS A DATING SERVICE SITE!

I gotta get in on some of this


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Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:23:53


At 2/10/07 09:20 PM, shohaib wrote: newgrounds is a cheap dating service site

with only guys...of course!


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Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:26:44


At 2/10/07 09:20 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Boo fucking hoo. The problem here is not that you don't have a girlfriend, it's that you don't have the initiative to get one. Go out and ask out a girl, maybe she'll say yes.

Do you even read the whole topic, dumbass?

He has one and This I know because Me and Oni are buds in the real world(He's the one who showed this fucking site to me)

And Yes he is telling the truth his girl friend is out in Hawaii for her sisters wedding because her sister thinks it's all romantic and shit to be married in Hawaii on February 14th.

Also I do not have a Girlfriend and not because I do not have the initiative but I can not afford one right now. Also it does suck being around Dumbasses like that, all day. I mean it is people would realize that VD is a Greeting Card Holiday like Halloween, then there would not be that many love struck morons about on this day.


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Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:28:12


Damn, that sucks. Maybe you could be 'sick' the day before and the day after valentines day?

Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:33:58


At 2/10/07 09:26 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: VD is a Greeting Card

Hallmark Venereal Diseases

Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 21:35:26


At 2/10/07 09:33 PM, pieoncar wrote:
At 2/10/07 09:26 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: VD is a Greeting Card
Hallmark Venereal Diseases

I remember making a joke about that one Valentines day last year.


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Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 22:01:10


Ask someone out?


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Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 23:07:08


Isn't that everyone's one true fear? I miss my old gf. *sniff*

Response to Alone on Valentines Day 2007-02-10 23:09:05


At 2/10/07 09:18 PM, Oni-Kingu wrote:
I have one but then when I mean I get to go out, My G/F is out in Hawaii for her fucking sisters Wedding and I am heading to a Sushi Bar to get some dinner, and then going to the video store to rent a porn.

Be appreciative that you even have one.


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