Ever gotten so drunk that you'd pulled a fence down into your own face and not realised you'd split your head open till a few minutes later when the taste of blood got in the way of your Passion Pop

Ever gotten so drunk that you tried to start your own fight club which involved too meaningless no fist to face fights on some randoms front lawn?

Ever gotten so drunk that you passed out on a sidewalk later got woken up by a guy that thought you were dead then litten a fire near his house to warm you up

... Now yous go. (Tell your drunk stories in that format)

Unfortunately, I don't find pleasure in waking up feeling like shit and not remembering what I did the previous night.

Ever gotten so drunk that it was slightly harder to walk in a straight line?

Ever gotten so drunk you pissed in somebody else's pants (More like on them, but still).

Ever gotten so drunk you were like "oh shit i'm drunk! "

Ever gotten so drunk that you wet the bed.. while you were awake?

Ever gotten so drunk you got stupid ideas like: If we all run in together, security can't hold us.

Ever gotten so drunk someone else brought you home, and even leads you to your room, and then cleans your vomit?

Ever gotten so drunk you couldn't count 'till 5 in Roman Numerals?

Ever gotten so drunk you won a card game but forgot you won 15 seconds later and then you wonder why you're not playing anymore?

Etc... Etc...

Ever gotten so drunk that you wilingly purchased and consumed passion pop.

Ever gotten so drunk that you walked down stairs in your own house, asked your dad what he's doing in your house and then pissed on the sofa?

Ever been so drunk you wet the bed? I don't mean you were in it at the time... I mean you were standing over it pissing on it.

Ever gotten so drunk a 10 minute bike ride took you three hours and ended up with you getting all emotional for no apparent reason

At 2/3/07 07:44 AM, BunnyClock wrote: Ever gotten so drunk a 10 minute bike ride took you three hours and ended up with you getting all emotional for no apparent reason

HAHAHAHA YES, the bike was stolen and I tried to find a tap at the church only to find it'd been turned into a Salvation Army store and had taps removed, to get back to your girlfriends house at 5 AM to find she was on the same drug you were cleaning the bench top rapidly then both passing ot arkwardly o nthe couch.... memories.

ever gotten so drunk that you put your hands over your eyes and saw dead people

Ever gotten so drunk that you drove your car into an elementary playground?

the sad truth -.-

Ever gotten so drunk you fought your way to get back into school?

Ever gotten so drunk you created a new sport called hedge jumping which consist of slightly drunk people jumping over hedges and completely drunk people ploughing through them.

Ever gotten so drunk you tried to piss on a speed sign. I mean trying to hit the sing at the top of the pole.

Ever gotten so drunk you sing your heart out no matter how bad your voice is.

I once got so drunk I fucked myself in the ass

Ever got so drunk that people thought you had alcohol poisoning and went out and showered you (being drunk themselves)?

Ever been so drunk, you woke up in the hospital at 8pm at night, reeking of puke, and had hypothermia. (happened to me) Didn't even know how i got there.

Ever gotten so drunk that you thought you were Jesus and/or Conan O'Brien?

Ever gotten so drunk that you were rolling back and forth in grass, puking on either side of yourself, and laughing?

Ever gotten so drunk that you repeatedly bang your head against something sharp and hard and you're amused because you "can't feel it?"

Ever gotten so drunk that you woke up in a strange house, not remembering how you got to that point?

Did you sneak out of the house, and when the house alarm went off did you run away?

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I don't drink that often, so my stories are pretty tame.

my friends sister ran out and laid behind a car and said run me over, I wanna die!

At 2/3/07 09:55 AM, snayk wrote: Ever gotten so drunk that you thought you were Jesus and/or Conan O'Brien?

You stole mine! I actually got so drunk (accompanied by mushrooms) that I was running down the street in my bare feet so fast I thought I was Jesus flying only to realise that I had run straight over a broken bottle.

Ever gotten so drunk that you wake up on someone else's property?

Ever gotten so drunk that you wake up in New Jersey and you're still not sure how until this day?

I have never had thatg happen to me and I do not have any stories like that.

I am no man

At 2/3/07 10:33 AM, disingenuous wrote:

At 2/3/07 09:55 AM, snayk wrote: Ever gotten so drunk that you thought you were Jesus and/or Conan O'Brien?

You stole mine! I actually got so drunk (accompanied by mushrooms) that I was running down the street in my bare feet so fast I thought I was Jesus flying only to realise that I had run straight over a broken bottle.

Hahaha, it's feels great to think you're Jesus, doesn't it?

Too bad about the broken bottle though D:

ever got so drunk, you actually survived a gang war in Rio?

Ever got so drunk, you lived off the streets, eat garbage, only to realise you actually had a home?

Ever got so drunk, you thought you were a famous rapper whose name rhymes with a brand of candies?

At 2/3/07 10:40 AM, snayk wrote: Hahaha, it's feels great to think you're Jesus, doesn't it?

I know. I'd gladly go through everything he did just to feel like that all the time.

Too bad about the broken bottle though D:

It's alright. I didn't feel it until the next day so I had a bit of time to brace myself.

At 2/3/07 07:43 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Ever gotten so drunk that you walked down stairs in your own house, asked your dad what he's doing in your house and then pissed on the sofa?

I need to see you drunk sometime.

Ever gotten so drunk you passed out on a stairs, nearly get run over and then fall asleep in your own vomit only to be awoken by this sexy girl in your class and you react with "I'm fine" and afterwards puking on her shoes.

Ever gotten so drunk you puked on somebody's chair, got dragged home and have no recollection of silly things you said like: "So, did you learn anything from this?" "A B C YIPPEEEEEEEEEE" and falling 8 times.

You all need to go to Rehab, immediately.

At 2/3/07 10:33 AM, disingenuous wrote: You stole mine! I actually got so drunk (accompanied by mushrooms) that I was running down the street in my bare feet so fast I thought I was Jesus flying only to realise that I had run straight over a broken bottle.

Ahhh, I love getting Shrunk (shroomin' while drunk)

LOL at that story.

At 2/3/07 07:33 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: Ever gotten so drunk that you'd pulled a fence down into your...

yeah, all the time

Ever gotten so drunk that when you woke up there was a guy resting next to you,naked....?

W...t....f?