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Closest relative you'd fuck

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Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:19:08


What's the closest relative you'd fuck? After all, we're all brothers and sisters when it comes down to it.

Would you do your step third cousing?
Your third cousin?
Second cousin?
Half-cousin?
Half-sister?
Sibling?
How close are you willing to get?

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:20:26


...Uhh...

I'll Lol, but probably third cousin.

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:20:31


Sister.

IDENTICAL LESBIAN TWINS FTW!

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:21:02


You're a sick, sick man.


Yep

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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:21:05


sister

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:22:37


oh oh sorry read the title wrong. I thought it said closest relative you have fucked. That would be my sister. So it doesnt get any further than that. I fucked my sister

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:22:43


If she wasn't my sister, I'd fuck her... but then again, incest doesn't bode well for much of society...


Die...

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:23:12


third cousin...

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:24:20


Sister: Wanna sex me?
Me: lolok

True story.

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:24:43


I butt fucked my sister actually twice. It was rape though

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:24:44


Your mom.

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:25:11


The closer you are the hotter it is.

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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:26:56


after I butt fucked my sister I called my best friend and I watched her fuck her while I masturbated and smoked a joint

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:28:28


well...my parents are actually first cousins. does not bother me at all, but i dont think i could ever do that. i say....3rd is fine. mostly because i have alot of hot third cousins.


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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:28:33


3rd cousin all the way. Barely know her shes hardly related to me. No problems. (And shes a chic thank god)

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:31:31


I'd go as close as a non-blood related second cousin. I'd pretty much be cool with anything, so long as it isn't biological incest/

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:41:32


First cousin procreation is common in small societies. You're actually safe inbreeding with your siblings for a couple of generations. Anyway, to answer your question, I don't want to fuck anyone I'm related to.

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:42:43


My Cousin in-law

If she wasn't impregnated that is.


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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:43:58


cousin


"My name is Legion. For we are many."

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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:45:00


hold on a second, who the hell would make such a thread and what kind of idiots would make serious responces to it?

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:45:47


Dude...

Closest relative you'd fuck


"My name is Legion. For we are many."

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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:49:10


YOU INCEST PEICES OF SHIT!!!!!!! YOU DISSAPOINT OUR FATHER OF THE HOLY HEAVEN.
YOU"LL BE LUCKY TO- Nah just kidding, Half sister.


They have cookie monster on a diet... god have mercy on us all...

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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 03:52:01


Considering I was brought up an orphan I can not really say. Maybe some of the kids that I grew up with?

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 04:07:58


Read this.

For those who can't be bothered reading, my step-cousin.


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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 04:09:44


The only person whos gonna sleep with my sister is me!


Just here to pass the time :)

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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 04:22:10


Does my 15th cousin count?


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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 04:33:27


Cousin.

Been there and done that anyway.


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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 04:36:16


all the guys that are saying sister probably dont have one, if you did you wouldn't be saying that

Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 04:39:58


my granny.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

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Response to Closest relative you'd fuck 2007-01-27 04:59:06


myself


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