West as a kite

[Fim]

Maaan, I am severley west at the minute, just had far too many joints of the old ganja plant, I have a college interview in less that 2 hours and I've got to give a good impression. =(

It's really important for me to get in at this college, and the interview counts as about 50% of the chance of getting a place and this is the only college I've aplied for.

I need to sober up and chill and recollect my thoughts.

I'm having some tea and having a shower but thats about all I can think of, any suggestions?

[EternalRabbit]

At 1/25/07 01:22 PM, Fim wrote: Maaan, I am severley west at the minute

and i'm severely north!

[Zerok]

Reminds of the episode of the OC where Seth got baked then ditched his college interview.

Being high will not give true impression of yourself... unless you're high more often than not... which is not what college admissions are looking for. You may want to consider rescheduling, if it is THAT important.

[TurtleJuice]

Next time try not getting high before an important event retard

[TightRope]

dude you know you aint coming down for the next four hours lol. nothing can end a high.

[Aivi]

Lots and lots of caffine, And comb you're hair CHILD.

[Mr-Pope]

I thought that was a euphimism for being gay.

[EternalRabbit]

At 1/25/07 01:30 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: I thought that was a euphimism for being gay.

like as straight as a corkscrew?

COCKscrew?!?!

[TightRope]

At 1/25/07 01:30 PM, Sukke wrote: Lots and lots of caffine, And comb you're hair CHILD.

LOL yeah right dude, what could be worse then a high ass dude hopped up on caffeine.

[36Holla]

When you're in the interview try your best to ignore the pretty colors and pay attention. No not to the lamp behind the guy, look at his eyes!

[Shuko]

Have a guy come and chop off your legs with a buzz saw. Then reschedule. You're already high; you won't feel it. And as a cripple, you'll get scholarships to schools all over the country. ;)

Plus, having shorter legs will make your wang look bigger. Bonus!

[disingenuous]

Ooh, that happened on an episode of Degrassi and Paige was like, "Oh, a ha ha ha, I'm so high right now." Good stuff. Anywho...

Why did you do it right before the interview? I don't get it.

Call and say your car broke down or you ran over an old lady in your driveway. No matter how much you think you're making sense in your interview and the person can't tell your high... you're wrong. That's always the case. Especially if they're a parent.

[Fim]

just watched this.

not helped SO

[Heppo]

yah right you smoke joints god why do people on newgrounds try to act hard its not working for you

[Aivi]

At 1/25/07 01:34 PM, TightRope wrote:

At 1/25/07 01:30 PM, Sukke wrote: Lots and lots of caffine, And comb you're hair CHILD.

LOL yeah right dude, what could be worse then a high ass dude hopped up on caffeine.

Ever considered i want him to not get into colledge?

[Fim]

At 1/25/07 01:59 PM, Heppo wrote: yah right you smoke joints god why do people on newgrounds try to act hard its not working for you

Shut the fuck up you fucking noob cunt >=(

I reserve the right to end all newby posts with that statement as I am an oldschool user *and high*

[Earfetish]

At 1/25/07 01:59 PM, Heppo wrote: yah right you smoke joints god why do people on newgrounds try to act hard its not working for you

Because people who smoke weed are hard.

Lie down and chill, try and get a nap in.

[Heppo]

Shut the fuck up you fucking noob cunt >=(

o no please dont hurt me with your noob word you geek go play runescape or something

[AlCapwn]

At 1/25/07 02:19 PM, Heppo wrote:

Shut the fuck up you fucking noob cunt >=(

o no please dont hurt me with your noob word you geek go play runescape or something

You fail at comebacks.

Call and reschedule, Mr. Fim.

[TightRope]

dude i have been so high before that the night happened in segments and it was so clear in each segment it was like someone took a photograph, yet everything i said made perfect sense, dont worry man, youre not gonna say anything dumber then you think you are.