psychic bond with pc

[Randominator]

Sounds weird i know but my pc sometimes turns itself on when i enter the room...

I've checked and its not my virus scanner triggering scheduled scans, nor is it the fact that its on standby (i've disabled the standby thing)

oh another thing is that when i get into bed it turns itself on aswell. So this rules out the pressure of my feet on the floor somehow turning it on...

so yea the only reasonable explanation is that the pc can detect my presence, even when its shutdown...through psychic powers!

anyone else had something like this happen?

-btw i'm being serious. i know this sounds fucking crazy but its 100% true

[bird-man]

ya and my mouse turned into a reel mouse and got a chainsaw and killed goerge bush.ya ya ya.

[Lost-Chances]

Sure, just watch me make milkshake using a bucket of grease, a Lost Prophets album, a pig's asshole, a blender, a football and some turkey slices.

[EvilJesus]

My computer used to turn off when it was broken

it just happened, i couldn't trigger it

[PirateKirby]

I hit my computer with the magic stick of beating if it doesnt work, then BAM, it works.

[Lochie]

My Windows Music Player opened automaticly and played my favourite song as I left the room to make myself lunch.
Which I found awesome. :)

[Randominator]

i'm being serious...

[Randominator]

it may be possessed so this guy is coming around to sort it out...

[Sawke]

maybe you have a nerdy ghost?

[Prellz]

Or you could just have a faulty startup trigger.

[EnconXV]

Maybe your PC is possessed by Diablo! The lord of terror! And it's using it to resurrect his brothers with the hard drive! Thou musn't allow this!

[Randominator]

At 1/14/07 01:41 PM, EnconXV wrote: Maybe your PC is possessed by Diablo! The lord of terror! And it's using it to resurrect his brothers with the hard drive! Thou musn't allow this!

oh teh noes!

hammadin time!

[Spanish-Castle-Magic]

At 1/14/07 10:45 AM, Randominator wrote:

so yea the only reasonable explanation is that the pc can detect my presence, even when its shutdown...through psychic powers!

Apparently youve been with your pc for so long that its come to love and care for you

[Champigne]

Somehow all this pr0n popped on my pc..........

[Sp00kyy]

At 1/14/07 11:29 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Sure, just watch me make milkshake using a bucket of grease, a Lost Prophets album, a pig's asshole, a blender, a football and some turkey slices.

Why not just use Milk and, Ice Cream?

[Randominator]

At 1/14/07 01:37 PM, Prellz wrote: Or you could just have a faulty startup trigger.

don't be silly =p